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"Pre-empting the Daily Mail"

So, what headlines can you see for GTA: San Andreas: "Sick game promotes gang, gun and darkie-bummer violence"? You can imagine the bump under the desks at the Daily Mail's head office as their knees jerk upon the release of yet another controversial (and amazing looking) Rockstar game. It's not even out for ages, and has been in development for years, but already we know that it'll be used as fodder for any criminal act that roughly fits the bill. So what can we do to stop them? Is there anything we can do now to stop the negative press that the game will receive when it arrives later this year?

We should form a crimegang, listen to hippityhoppity music and constantly yank people out of their cars, crash them into lamp posts and then run down the street, sometimes crouching for no reason.

One of us must be unable to swim and jump a motorcycle (stolen from a swimsuit wearing woman) into a river, whereupon he should drown.
One of us must like just sitting by the side of the road listening to Chatterbox.

The rest of us can just lurk about doing bumcrimes.
We'll call ourselves "The San Andreas Evil Killer Muslim Terrorbastids"

So, what headlines can you see for GTA: San Andreas: "Sick game promotes gang, gun and darkie-bummer violence"? You can imagine the bump under the desks at the Daily Mail's head office as their knees jerk upon the release of yet another controversial (and amazing looking) Rockstar game. It's not even out for ages, and has been in development for years, but already we know that it'll be used as fodder for any criminal act that roughly fits the bill. So what can we do to stop them? Is there anything we can do now to stop the negative press that the game will receive when it arrives later this year?