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"Summery Caption Contest"

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Best one wins my respect.

Clazon wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> Because I can easily realise when my initial ideas are crap.
>
> I know mine are crap, but if I keep throwing them up, chances are one
> will be good.
>
> "A thousand monkeys for a thousand years...."

Took the words right from my key board.

How do you know polar bear are over weight, it could be only it's thick coat.

"Hey mister zoo keeper - we need a microwave for these sixty seconds micro eat's!"

Overweight polar bears put on Atkin's diet.

Azul wrote:
> Because I can easily realise when my initial ideas are crap.

I know mine are crap, but if I keep throwing them up, chances are one will be good.

"A thousand monkeys for a thousand years...."

“Why don’t L’Oreal make a range for bears? I’ve got to make my own fooking Fructus!”

Keepers, having suspected alcohol was the reason for polar bears violent attitude, only gave Ben the bear half of the "scotch on the rocks" he asked for.

North American Brown Bears aren't used to so much chlorine in their swimming pools

©H®I§ wrote:
> I don't see you trying Azul.

Because I can easily realise when my initial ideas are crap.

Are you having a laugh? I want me food now! Get me a microwave!