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"Hello - I am Back"

Yes, I have returned to the beloved SR Forum after taking a little time out at a five day break at Centre Parks in Nottingham. So, what's the news dudes? And also, do any of you live in Nottingham?

Johnson wrote:
> Shrimp, we couldn't care less about your fantasies with shrimps so please go home.

You've been back less than a day and already you're bullying people?

Timmargh wrote:
> Erm, no. Monty Python? Life Of Brian?

Oh, you were joking. Good.
Phew, for a second there I thought I wasn't your only wife!

No Shrimp, were not impressed..

Johnson wrote:
> Shrimp wrote:
> cRaCkHeAd wrote:
> what happend?
>
> My shrimp got away, he cursed me then he said, do you wanna hear
> what
> he said to old Bubba? Well here is what he said, "Curses"
> he then tried to batter ol' Bubba's shrimping boat. From that day on
> I've been huntin' that little shrimp.
>
> Shrimp, we couldn't care less about your fantasies with shrimps so
> please go home.

Don't you speak to ol' Bubba like that!

You wanna know what I think, I think that you were a member of one the shrimp's family that I caught, now you think you're gonna teach ol' Bubba a lesson. Well I brought plenty of tac pins to deal with your type, step onto the wood and ol' Bubba will deal with ya.

Memorandum!: wrote:
> You have another, crippled wife?!
>
> :'(

Erm, no. Monty Python? Life Of Brian?

Johnson wrote:
> I'll adopt you if you want.

Do I get pocket money? I have a habit to feed.

Shrimp wrote:
> cRaCkHeAd wrote:
> what happend?
>
> My shrimp got away, he cursed me then he said, do you wanna hear what
> he said to old Bubba? Well here is what he said, "Curses"
> he then tried to batter ol' Bubba's shrimping boat. From that day on
> I've been huntin' that little shrimp.

Shrimp, we couldn't care less about your fantasies with shrimps so please go home.

Timmargh wrote:
> I was raped by an elephant.
>
> And then by all his mates.

U poor soul!!!!

I'll adopt you if you want.

cRaCkHeAd wrote:
> what happend?

My shrimp got away, he cursed me then he said, do you wanna hear what he said to old Bubba? Well here is what he said, "Curses" he then tried to batter ol' Bubba's shrimping boat. From that day on I've been huntin' that little shrimp.

Timmargh wrote:
> I'm crippled. And so's my wife.

You have another, crippled wife?!

:'(