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"Dreams - What is your weirdest dream?"

What was your weirdest dream or what was your last dream??????

Mine was I was being chased by a creature like Leather Face. I ran into a deserted school and it was really dark. I managed to find a small shadow only to find no other than Pippin from Lord of the rings had beaten me to it. Thats all I can remember..

I have the most weirdest dreams ever...

My wierdest dream? I have one that's wierd, and one that's not-so-wierd, but has stuck with me for some reason:

Wierd one
Went to visit my Nan, only to find the entire Street deserted. I turns out my Nan hadgone all psycho and eaten them. She then came for me - but instead of running toward me, she would scuttle in and out of the hedges dividing gardens. She looked like IT, with the big sharp teeth. No matter how many times I booted her in the face, she kept coming. Eventually I somehow teleported to find myself in a US Army helicopter, sniping clowns - only the bullets were bouncing off their faces and ricochet-ing back up to the copter. But even though I knew this, I kept firing. The copter caught fire and crashed, yet I ended up waking up in my bed, getting up, washed, breakfast etc. Gone to School and near the end of the day I realised I had just spent the whole day at School naked. Then I woke up after cowering at the back op the school bus in embarassment.

not-so-wierd(ish)
There was this Donkey Kong-style structure I had to climb, but it was absolutely massive. I got 2 thirds up and a load of giant fairies appeared and started mocking me. Then, instead of barrels, boulders as big as houses started tumbling towards me. I tried to run away from them, but the fairies kept tripping me up or blocking my way. I woke up before I got crushed by the boulder.

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In fact, most of my dreams are either wierd, or sex-related, with the occasional real-life situation ones...

I always have dreams about dieing, shagging or school (altho school stopped a few years ago, hehe)...

I have a recurring dream where i can fly, and everyone is really jealous.


My worst dream was when the devil took over our house. He chucked everyone out and it turned red, the only way we could kill him was to break all the windows of the house with stones.

Puddleface wrote:
> My worst dream was when the devil took over our house. He chucked
> everyone out and it turned red, the only way we could kill him was to
> break all the windows of the house with stones.

Yeah... "Yes mr. policeman, a dream"...

my weirdest dream was I was Spiderman and I was a spider

IT'S WEIRD, YOU IDIOTS.

NOT WIERD.
WEIRD.

E-I.

WEIRD.

FFS.

i was lying in the mud with a pig and then i woke up with a stiff

Last night i dreamed i was in Tesco with my mom. We wanted to buy 134 grams of chicken balls in batter (chilli ones) only my mom put half in her handbag so we could get more. We were at the checkout and the lady was taking forever to scan our stuff. Does anyone get that feeling that nothings happening quick enough in their dream? Anyway, she scanned the chicken balls, but it only read 80 grams, andshe said "Id go back and fill that up if i were you. So I filled the bag with even more chicken balls. She then scanned the last object which was barbequed beef in bbque sauce, in a very large open bowl. The checkout-er could hardlyy lift the bowl and managed to spill half the sauce on the bag packer. The sauce somehow knocked out the packer and harold bishop came to the rescue with his first aid knowledge. I then helped him move th packer on a stretcher to this secret room by the Tesco toilets. Once I was in this secret room, the walls closed in and I couldnt get back out. HOW WEIRD!

I think some of you need to seek professional help.

As for waking up with a stiff *... we all know went u meant. Your body does that, as having a stiff * prevents you from accidentally pishing yourself. Its a reflex so you dont end up pishing during sex.

Forest Fan wrote:
> My weirdest dream was when... ahah can't say.

Forest won a cup!