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'Hello, ********'s customer service, Lauren speaking'
'Hi, is it possible for me to make an order?'
'Well this depends on the quantity of the order, sometimes we need to be ready for a huge order and people will phone to let us know.'
'um ok then, please could I make an advanced order for a Playstation3?'
'What, I think you must have the wrong num..'
(I interrupt)
'No I am sure this is correct'
'Well we are a food restaurant, and we do not sell electronical goods'
'Are you sure about that?'
'Yes, postive'
'What do you sell then?'
'We sell fast food.'
'What like Sushi?'
'No fast british food, like fries and burgers'
'ahhh, can I make an order for some food then?'
'Yes of course.'
'Well then, put me down for 5 chicken roy*les and 5 wh**pers for pick up on December 12th this year?'
'I believe you are thinking of a different restaurant'
'ah so you do sell Playstation3's'
'no we do not'
'I bet you do, but you like them so much that you want to keep them all for yourselves'
'goodbye'
'no, wait'
'what?'
'let me just say, you are the weakest link goo....'
(Lauren Hangs up before I finish..)
Believe me, I reckon Lauren was about in the middle of puberty and this he found very strange, it has probably changed his life for ever, and will hopefully pull him away from working in that place!
Thanks for reading
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Lol!
one time though we got busted, being the prats that we are, we rang him from the youth hostel we were staying at when we went on a school trip to Lake Distict. He traces call, tells teacher of ours. We have to own up or da whole class gets in da s**t. i nearly goy chucked off the course