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"I'm never having sex again!"

Channel 4 now. Fractured penis!

Why do we cross our legs while watching this kind of stuff?

gerrid wrote:
"How on earth would you manage to get a fork stuck up your urethra?"
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Perhaps there was an 'unreachable itch'?

:S


Seriously, though, how DO you fracture your penis?! :S

I'm glad I only get S4C! :)

"thrusting vigorously only to miss the required entrance and smash the head onto the pelvis of your partner"

Ashley wrote:
> ha, was i the only one with some taste, and watched "aliens"
> instead. Classic film. Rather than (amusing nonetheless) trash tv

I also watched aliens.

[I]"Little did EB know - the topic title was a realisation, not a promise"

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> "Little did EB know - the topic title was a realisation, not a
> promise"

This is why I love you.

also: CLOSE YOUR DAMN BRACKETS.

gerrid wrote:
> "thrusting vigorously only to miss the required entrance and
> smash the head onto the pelvis of your partner"

Stubbing your penis.

OW.

gerrid wrote:
> "thrusting vigorously only to miss the required entrance and
> smash the head onto the pelvis of your partner"


Nooooo bad memories, and it was her fault as well :(

mattributé wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> "Little did EB know - the topic title was a realisation, not
> a
> promise"
>
> This is why I love you.
>
> also: CLOSE YOUR DAMN BRACKETS.

[S]never

I'll just never have sex again

*cries*

*pats SHEPPY*

there there

*takes tongue out of cheek*