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What? I sense your moral outrage etc etc but before you condemn me, cast aside your prejudice and hatecrimes ok?
Think about it.
"That's cruel". Is it? Why is it? If it's cruel, then you're saying it's not cruel to watch and encourage 'normal' people to pummel each other until they end up either unconcious or vegetative like Michael Watts, useless like Mohammed Ali or invisible like Prince Naseem.
So why is it ok to let mentally sufficient people batter themselves stupid, but as soon as somebody suggests putting a couple of Downs Syndrome blokes in the ring, everybody gets sqeamish?
Mongs are people too, why deny them the right to fight simply because your morals twinge? They live independantly, work, play and do everything you or I do. And they do it with a big vacant smile and noises of appreciation.
Who's to say they wouldn't like to opportunity to earn an extremely good living by smashing each other in the ovoid face?
And c'mon, it's an established fact that they have the strength of ten men when riled, so you're promised a spectacular bout.
Stop the kneejerk reaction and try to deny it would be incredibly entertaining. You'd make a fortune for PPV events, licensing would be a given with t-shirts (Snuggly, photoshop a Mong Victory Tshirt), and the tie-in videogame would be the best ever.
And also it would give The Daily Mail something else to scream about other than darkies and bummers.
Think about it.
"That's cruel". Is it? Why is it? If it's cruel, then you're saying it's not cruel to watch and encourage 'normal' people to pummel each other until they end up either unconcious or vegetative like Michael Watts, useless like Mohammed Ali or invisible like Prince Naseem.
So why is it ok to let mentally sufficient people batter themselves stupid, but as soon as somebody suggests putting a couple of Downs Syndrome blokes in the ring, everybody gets sqeamish?
Mongs are people too, why deny them the right to fight simply because your morals twinge? They live independantly, work, play and do everything you or I do. And they do it with a big vacant smile and noises of appreciation.
Who's to say they wouldn't like to opportunity to earn an extremely good living by smashing each other in the ovoid face?
And c'mon, it's an established fact that they have the strength of ten men when riled, so you're promised a spectacular bout.
Stop the kneejerk reaction and try to deny it would be incredibly entertaining. You'd make a fortune for PPV events, licensing would be a given with t-shirts (Snuggly, photoshop a Mong Victory Tshirt), and the tie-in videogame would be the best ever.
And also it would give The Daily Mail something else to scream about other than darkies and bummers.
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I can see it now - breeches pulled up to nipples, and tongue-biting rare-uns.
I wouldn't say it was Pepsi Mong Chat No.1 material though.
Light wrote:
> Why not arrange Mong-Pundit prizefights? I for one would pay through
> the nose to see a windowlicker tag team mashing Richard Littlecock
> into a red paste.
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I would snatch kids from outside Tesco and sell them to gypsies if I could fund a "Bennies vs Richard Littlejohn & Gary Bushell" tagmatch.
Christ, if there's anything I loathe more than Littlejohn's nazi rhetoric, it's that asschimp Bushell.
> Why not arrange Mong-Pundit prizefights? I for one would pay through
> the nose to see a windowlicker tag team mashing Richard Littlecock
> into a red paste.
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I would snatch kids from outside Tesco and sell them to gypsies if I could fund a "Bennies vs Richard Littlejohn & Gary Bushell" tagmatch.
Christ, if there's anything I loathe more than Littlejohn's nazi rhetoric, it's that asschimp Bushell.
Let me get this absoloutely straight.
Just who IS Littlejohn? I have several notions, just not quite a concrete identification.
Just who IS Littlejohn? I have several notions, just not quite a concrete identification.
Richard Littlejohn.
Used to write for The Sun (maybe still does?) and thought he was "uncomprimising" and "hard hitting". Which means he basically screams about immigrants and criminals raping your cat, blames gays for everything and writes pissawful novels.
Much like "tv pundit" Gary Bushell, who would be a much more useful contributor to society by test-flying rockets.
Used to write for The Sun (maybe still does?) and thought he was "uncomprimising" and "hard hitting". Which means he basically screams about immigrants and criminals raping your cat, blames gays for everything and writes pissawful novels.
Much like "tv pundit" Gary Bushell, who would be a much more useful contributor to society by test-flying rockets.
I recognise Bushell, because he looks like a beaver. Littlejohn I am (fortunately) not so familiar with.
He's the bloke on the right.
And here's a transcript of him attempting to out-wit Will Self.
Well worth reading, as it shows exactly the sort of Belldandy he is
[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1390395.stm[/URL]
And here's a transcript of him attempting to out-wit Will Self.
Well worth reading, as it shows exactly the sort of Belldandy he is
[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/1390395.stm[/URL]
My favourite part:
LITTLEJOHN: But you haven't read the book in its totality and you have to read the book in its totality.
SELF: Why?
LITTLEJOHN: In order to understand it.
SELF: Does it turn into Tolstoy at page 205?
LITTLEJOHN: No it doesn't turn into Tolstoy. I don't set out to be Tolstoy. It is a much more complex book than that.
SELF:Than Tolstoy?
LITTLEJOHN: But you haven't read the book in its totality and you have to read the book in its totality.
SELF: Why?
LITTLEJOHN: In order to understand it.
SELF: Does it turn into Tolstoy at page 205?
LITTLEJOHN: No it doesn't turn into Tolstoy. I don't set out to be Tolstoy. It is a much more complex book than that.
SELF:Than Tolstoy?
SELF: Does it turn into Tolstoy at page 205?
LITTLEJOHN: No it doesn't turn into Tolstoy. I don't set out to be Tolstoy. It is a much more complex book than that.
SELF:Than Tolstoy?
Hah.
Still don't recognise his face, but he sounds like an a*se.
LITTLEJOHN: No it doesn't turn into Tolstoy. I don't set out to be Tolstoy. It is a much more complex book than that.
SELF:Than Tolstoy?
Hah.
Still don't recognise his face, but he sounds like an a*se.
Hoo, snap.
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