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"Proof that I'm uncool again"

1) Tomorrow my day consists of going to the Westwood Snooker Club *shudders*
2) Going to the town centre on my own, again.
3) Sitting at home tomorrow night
4) Haven't been drunk for over a month
5) Haven't used my mobile in days, used 23/500 of text messages last month
6) My work is full of old woman who love me
7) Nobody likes me
8) I'm playing my guitar more again
9) I'm depressed
10) Listening to more music again
11) Posting here a lot more

Fun.

Azul wrote:
> Don't get involved, Yorkshire-man.
>
> "Ooh arr, me sheep"

Haggis loving inbred

Azul wrote:
> Don't get involved, Yorkshire-man.
>
> "Ooh arr, me sheep"

No that's me, in Devon, natch.

Oh, and I've lost your addy.
:(

East. Kilbride.

That's all there is to it.

Yeah, but Azul can't even get an inbred, moustache loving cousin ho.

Don't get involved, Yorkshire-man.

"Ooh arr, me sheep"

They have no cousins, as all cousins all become dads once they become legal, so gthey're all their own uncles/nephews or whatever,

EK
It's so gay
They all wear lycra and spandex
And all wear women's kecks.

Non, mon ami, I WIN.

I heard Hawick is gay Azul
And they all wear pink
And hump their cousins
But you have no cousin
So you bash them into the town pies
And your mum eats them

I WIN

English_Bloke wrote:
> Yeah, making women laugh is a good tactic.

Ha.