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"General Wise Thoughts"

You know when you have those little thoughts that seem either quite wise or just plain annoying, and you want to share them with the world. Well, now you can.

Perhaps this will turn into a dictionary of Zen-like thought (or just plain weirdness), feel free to add your thoughts below.

...it just might work...

Star Shaped
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Be careful when describing something as star shaped. Stars are not pointy but flaming balls of rock, so unless you are describing a beach-ball on fire, try another description.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Infinite purple.

I'd say it's more violet.

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> On bum secks
> -------
> Take a dump beforehand.
> You'll thank me in the morning.


On bum secks,
I always thank you in the morning :^P

On the subject of orange - maybe nothing was 'orange' in the world... well they never called it that. Then somebody went oh that fruit whats it called orange? Is the same colour as that.... thing.

ITS ORANGE

My question:

If you caught all the earthworms in the world and squashed them together into one giant earthworm, how big would it be ?
And could it live in Russia ?

I asked Jeeves, but he sucked.
I e-mailed an American college professor in the field of agriculture and zoology, but he never replied. Maybe he's still working on the answer.


If none of you can figure it out I'll have to go to Stephen Hawking.
F*** black holes, this is what you should be doing with your brain.

On bum secks
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Take a dump beforehand.
You'll thank me in the morning.

I think that's like asking what was 'before' time. Without time, there can be no 'before', time only runs from when it begins. Imagining 'before time' is like trying to watch a video from before the black screen with those numbers in the corner - there is no earlier tape.

Similarly with space, if it is finite, there cannot be anything beyond it, because there is no more space for it to be in.
It'd be like trying to rewind to before the start of the tape again.

Aoe wrote:
> Thing i don't get about this is. What's there after it ends then?

Such a mind boggling question. Same with, what's after death? Aside from Heaven, Hell & Re-incarnation, of course.. You just lie in a box dead - or in your urn or whatever - while the world around you carries on. Jealousy would drive you-- oh wait..
So annoying. Boring. What's after it?! There's gotta be something.

And that infinite purple was.. inspiring for a few seconds for some reason..

Infinite purple.

VenomByte wrote:
> Paradox: wrote:
> If space is infinate it stands to reason that time is also infinate
> as
> it cannot be broken or destroyed.
>
> If the two above are true then with infinate time and space, every
> eventuality that could ever be imagined is more than a possibility.
>
>
> Space isn't infinite.


Thing i don't get about this is. What's there after it ends then?

Never kill yourself while you're suicidal, never agree to marry someone when you're dizzy in love, and only chase dreams when you're wide awake.

Um.. you better stay home and do as you're told, get out of the road if you want to grow old?