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"Average Joe"

I'm watching this crap on TV and it's so bad it's excellent.

Let me sum it up

Loads of fat/nerdy American people trying to hump some female model

Ever conversation:

Guy: I just feel like that I'm having this like spirtual connection with you

Girl: Ya! Me too

Guy: Like you're so great, I'm like totally falling for you

Girl: Ya! Me too

Guy: You like rock my world etc

Girl: Ya! Me too

Then some get voted off

Guys: She's missing out, beauty is within.

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Haha, brilliant.

I heard your dad ran away because he found your mum's pee pee

Thanks for reminding me, you sick little commie biatch.

If it were me or you in that show, I'd win.

HIPPY!

She'd see you, think 'Hmmm, not bad'

Then you'd speak, and your Scottish accent would make her vomit. In your eyes. Which would then dissolve.

Then me and her would have rampant sex.

I just won't speak

Then she'd think 'Hmm, strong and silent type, aye?' Then she'd realise you're scrawny, and have rampant sex with me, as I am strong. Like Picasso from O-Zone

Hahha

I think she'd do both, she seems to be a horny, short memory ho.

Which is cool.

You can go second.

Scared of having to follow up the greatest show on earth, are we?

Yes.

That post was very much like your penii:

lacking length