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"Confession"

Father Forgive me....
"Bless me Father,for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.
"The priest asks"is that you,Johnny?"
"Yes,Father,it is"
"And, who was the woman you were with?"
"I am sorry Father but i can't tell you. I don't want to ruin her reputation."
"Well,Johnny, i'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.was it Brenda O'Mally?"
"I'll never tell".
"Was it Liz Shannon?"
"I'm sorry' but i can't name here."
Was it Cathy Morgan?"
"My lips are sealed."
"Was it Fiona McDonald' then?"
"Please, Father,I cannot tell you."
The priest sighs in frustration.
You're a steadfast lad, Johnny, and i admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off with you now.
Johnny walks back to his pew.
His friend Cris slides over and whispers, "What'd you get?"
"Three months vacation and five good leads," says Johnny

ßulle†† wrote:
> Gunman - was there really any point in that?

um i wonder? being a spam head whose average post is probably only 20 od words lond he is desperately trying to make his word count so he's not a noob anymore. as he has made the post but not the words, and so is spamming.

lol..

I'm guessing no.

But that was great. Now, next time please punctuate?

Gunman - was there really any point in that?

problem

zxv wrote:
> Father Forgive me....
> "Bless me Father,for I have sinned. I have been with a loose
> woman.
> "The priest asks"is that you,Johnny?"
> "Yes,Father,it is"
> "And, who was the woman you were with?"
> "I am sorry Father but i can't tell you. I don't want to ruin
> her reputation."
> "Well,Johnny, i'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may
> as well tell me now.was it Brenda O'Mally?"
> "I'll never tell".
> "Was it Liz Shannon?"
> "I'm sorry' but i can't name here."
> Was it Cathy Morgan?"
> "My lips are sealed."
> "Was it Fiona McDonald' then?"
> "Please, Father,I cannot tell you."
> The priest sighs in frustration.
> You're a steadfast lad, Johnny, and i admire that. But you've sinned,
> and you must atone. You cannot attend church for three months. Be off
> with you now.
> Johnny walks back to his pew.
> His friend Cris slides over and whispers, "What'd you
> get?"
> "Three months vacation and four good leads," says Johnny

jealous

There was only four good leads!

If your going to tell a joke..make it correct

*tuts*

*walks away*

pure Class :o)

good banter