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"Darling am back"

Oh yes!!

You're back!

Woop!

Ashley wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> Yeah...some PR guy from one of the clubs offered me drugs!
>
> I was shocked and had a go at him
>
>
> Ummmmm, i wander were he was located? on th corner between linekers
> and sound of cream were there were about 10 pikey drug dealers every
> night.
>
> Just got back about an hour ago! Just having a rummage though a
> bumper email harvest!
>
> Oh and i'd rather some bloke offered me drugs, were you can just say
> no, and thats the end of it. Than either A: "The vodka Jelly
> Girl" army force you to try and by a tonne of rubbish weak
> jelly. Or B: the "lucky, Lucky men" who try and sell you
> ten thousand cigarette lighters that say rubbish, or some genuine
> "Doakley" sunglasses

Nah it was out side Tramps/Rags..some drug sellers told him to offer us some!grrr

What about the chinese people selling glowy things and roses to which we sang to her 'Roses really smell like poo-ooo'...i know i know..pretty lame but i never thought of it!!

If you really wanna use drugs go to Amsterdam!

DARLING DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO USE DJERRUDISH!

ha the other funny ones are the ones who go:

"talk to me out of respect!"

"ok, then don't try and sell me anything out of respect"

"hey you funny man, I like you i give you this cigarette lighter for ten euro"

"i don't smoke........."

"ah well man, you don't smoke? i like you even more? you buy sunglasses? only 20 euros"


at this point you cunningly deflect them on to the people behind you with:

I though i heard some people down the road looking for a lighter......run off

~Darling~ wrote:
> Yeah...some PR guy from one of the clubs offered me drugs!
>
> I was shocked and had a go at him
>

Ummmmm, i wander were he was located? on th corner between linekers and sound of cream were there were about 10 pikey drug dealers every night.

Just got back about an hour ago! Just having a rummage though a bumper email harvest!

Oh and i'd rather some bloke offered me drugs, were you can just say no, and thats the end of it. Than either A: "The vodka Jelly Girl" army force you to try and by a tonne of rubbish weak jelly. Or B: the "lucky, Lucky men" who try and sell you ten thousand cigarette lighters that say rubbish, or some genuine "Doakley" sunglasses

something like that

~Darling~ wrote:
> And the looky looky men...just p!ss me off..they come and sell you
> fake bags etc etc while your eating!

They burst into your room early in the morning?

what teeth?

You’ve mellowed

Where were the teeth?