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"Finally some Forest sense"

Turns out this summer we're going to be doing some wheeling and dealing. Apparantly we should be bringing back Marlon Harewood from those thieves West Ham, we should also sign Leon Osman from Everton. We appear to be signing/signed Paul Gerard - the goalkeeper from Everton and encouragingly we are saying to clubs like Tottenham you can't have Andy Reid for less than £10 million and asking for similarly high prices for players like Michael Dawson and David Johnson, both players in high demand. Also, we should be signing Matt Spring from Luton.

Bring back Harewood I say!

If we do, we're sure to look threatening up front once more.

Turns out this summer we're going to be doing some wheeling and dealing. Apparantly we should be bringing back Marlon Harewood from those thieves West Ham, we should also sign Leon Osman from Everton. We appear to be signing/signed Paul Gerard - the goalkeeper from Everton and encouragingly we are saying to clubs like Tottenham you can't have Andy Reid for less than £10 million and asking for similarly high prices for players like Michael Dawson and David Johnson, both players in high demand. Also, we should be signing Matt Spring from Luton.

Bring back Harewood I say!

If we do, we're sure to look threatening up front once more.

You'll only get promoted if you somehow send subliminal messages to the board. Go on, practise saying "Sign El-Hadji Diouf" in a hypno-voice. Go on.

Why would we need Diouf? Harewood and Johnson are the best partnership in England, outside the Premiership.

There's room in ANY team for Diouf. He can play anywhere. ANYWHERE. It's only because he's such a good sport that he let Benitez into Anfield. He was offered player-manager, you know. And the captaincy.

Is he your uncle or something?

No, I am not nor have I ever been El-Hadji Diouf. He just has the immense charisma to sweep me onto his bandwagon.

Wouldn't be surprised if he gets World Player of the Year this season. In fact, the Pool can probably afford to play a 7 man team as long as El is there.

Please sign him.

I can only persume you are intoxicated.

Intoxicated? Only by the aura of Diouf.

Stryke wrote:
> No, I am not nor have I ever been El-Hadji Diouf. He just has the
> immense charisma to sweep me onto his bandwagon.
>
> Wouldn't be surprised if he gets World Player of the Year this
> season. In fact, the Pool can probably afford to play a 7 man team as
> long as El is there.
>
> Please sign him.

But he has such an excellent scoring record - isn't it 4 in 60 games or something like that. I'm surprised Man City aren't in the hunt - they could partner him with Wiltord....now that would be an attack to be feared!

GL

With Paul Konchesky bombing up the flanks from deep and Bosvelt bossing the midfield! What a team.

Can they avoid relegation this season? Only if Macca plays to his best. We love you, Macca, dirty Spanish gits that stole you from me.