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Pretty new to all this, so if anyone would like to voluteer to be my friend/sidekick/lover/bodyguard or i can perform sexual favours as a trade.
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Timmargh wrote:
>"A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"
Wow, Timmmmmmmmmmmmmarrrgh, you just made my day :D.
>"A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?"
Wow, Timmmmmmmmmmmmmarrrgh, you just made my day :D.
Indeed.
Thats funnny.
"Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.
Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?""
The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview from the jail.
Lawrence went on to state that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need." "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice the Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's...just working away at this pumpkin."
Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?' He got real surprised, as you'd expect, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it midnight already?""
Timmargh wrote:
> You know, if you cut a hole in the fleshy part of a pumpkin it feels
> just like ...
sounds like experience talking
> You know, if you cut a hole in the fleshy part of a pumpkin it feels
> just like ...
sounds like experience talking
Have you tried that?
"boiis wif der tooooiiis"
You know, if you cut a hole in the fleshy part of a pumpkin it feels just like ...
WoopWoop wrote:
> Melanie XXX wrote:
> No I'll turn into a pumpkin at 12:00
>
> Brilliant a friend and food! sorted!
Ok...two friends and counting lol
> Melanie XXX wrote:
> No I'll turn into a pumpkin at 12:00
>
> Brilliant a friend and food! sorted!
Ok...two friends and counting lol
Melanie XXX wrote:
> No I'll turn into a pumpkin at 12:00
Brilliant a friend and food! sorted!
> No I'll turn into a pumpkin at 12:00
Brilliant a friend and food! sorted!
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