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"HIYA BOYS"

Pretty new to all this, so if anyone would like to voluteer to be my friend/sidekick/lover/bodyguard or i can perform sexual favours as a trade.

Timmargh wrote:
>
> You said you'd played it before ...

Depends on whether the 'gag reflex' was repressed or not.

Melanie XXX wrote:
> Its Timmargh's fault, he's like a dog on heat

So he's a b!tch then?

FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> I know - playing let's-see-how-wide-we-can-open-our-mouths
> while-naked-with-the-lights-off was an exciting, but not pleasant
> experience.

You said you'd played it before ...

You're a bounder and a cad!

Creepy wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Indeed, good sah.
> I suggest we raise the tone by wearing bowler hats, sipping dry
> sherry and playing garden bowls.
>
> Kids these days, it's just not polite.
>
> Rar-Ther

Wot wot?
Cigar, good chum?

Melanie XXX wrote:
> Timmargh wrote:
> That's right - blame the cripple!
>
> Oh, i've heard that line before...just an excuse to bury your face in
> my chest lol

*Hands Timarrgh a spade*

Pork away! ;D

Caution: may result in certain death. Best only resorted to if 1 in a very cold region where you will die overnight and 2. if you can dispose of the evidence.

Melanie XXX wrote:
> Oh, i've heard that line before...just an excuse to bury your face in
> my chest lol

He's slightly lower than that in his chair.
I know - playing let's-see-how-wide-we-can-open-our-mouths while-naked-with-the-lights-off was an exciting, but not pleasant experience.

He's been drinking coffee and eating pringles. What do you expect?

Timmargh wrote:
> aaron1629 wrote:
> Hi Melanie, do you have MSN if so then what is it?
>
> It's a computer program that let's your talk to people via instant
> messages.

Ha ha very funny.

To be precise, what is your MSN Messenger address so I can add you?

Oh, Timmargh is as sharp as a Tack tonight!