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10. Animal Crossing
09. Metroid Prime 2
08. The Wind Waker
07. Super Mario World
06. Goldeneye
05. Metroid Prime
04. Super Smash Bros. Melee
03. Super Mario 64
02. Pokémon (various)
01. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
God knows who voted for AC and how Wind Waker beat Majora's Mask (which was #11) I'll never know. I won't argue with OoT at the top because it is great though I'd like to have seen Super Mario World. Other interesting entries include Donkey Konga at #31 beating pikmin (#51) and Banjo-Kazooie (#40). Also, Sonic was voted the sixth best game hero.
And the free gift is crap, a couple of covers for a GBA SP. 150th issue and that's the best they can do.
For the record, those ten things were:
1. Shout your mum to bring you a Jack Daniels and Coke (and easy on the Coke!)
2. Ponder briefly what it must be like to be an aardvark
3. Call your dog over and then spit at it
4. Smack your front teeth with the wavebird and see if you can loosen one
5. Draw a pentagram on your forehead with permanent marker
6. Squirt ketchup all over yourself and then lie on the floor so it looks like you've been mauled by a leopard
7. Check if you have the power to make your sofa turn into a massive pile of money just by staring at it with a menacing face
8. Look out the window and vow to hunt down and execute the first animal or person you see
9. See how many swear words you can scream out, preceded by the words 'Nan is a...'
10.Phone 999 and whisper that a burglar is IN YOUR HOUSE
> I thought the 1st and 2nd prize drawing competition entries were
> great, Zelda was the obvious choice and the winning 2 are the best
> i've seen.
I thought the runner up drawing was better than the winner but they were both very impressive pieces.
RIP
It further depletes my faith in the average (see: retarded) gamer.