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"Hoff Update!"

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Check picture 5. He was at the Spider-Man premiere in London! That's about 8 weeks in a row he's been in the news! Go The Hoff!

But I wonder - will it talk?

[URL]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/tv_and_radio/3928919.stm[/URL]

The Hoff appears to have fallen on hard times - he's selling KITT on eBay this Friday! Plus, in the accompanying picture, it looks like he just hit a pedestrian!

Damn, you beat me to it.

DAMN YOU MONKEY_MAN!

Hoff update!

He had a 3-page spread in the TV bit that comes with the Daily Mail last weekend, as well as a giant beaming picture of Him on the frontpage. I read the interview and He is the American David Brent.

Ha, I can picture Hasselhoff now, rapping along to a remix of an old classic, "Hot Sh*t City".

*Pictures flying toward a giant Hoff in Bi-plane, whilst he's clutching a hysterical Pamela Anderson in his fist, and bellowing in rage as his grip on the Eifel Tower slackens....He goes to swat me but misses and topples off the tower and plummets to the ground, his greatest hits flashing before his eyes, then in the remaining seconds some of the more memorable moments in Baywatch. The very earth shakes as he compacts into a giant Hoff pavement pizza with extra cheese*

Methinks a Photoshop "The Battle of Hoff" is well overdue...

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> [URL]http://www.alistairgray.co.uk/images/random/hoff.jpg[/URL]

Gahahaha

The Ice cold planet in Empire Strikes back was in the Hoth system. Ice T has missed a trick don't you think?

Yes, it was Ice-T (a man so desperate for publicity he's hanging onto the coat-tails of David Hasselhoff, ferchrissakes).

He called him 'Hassle the Hoff', which is just genius. So I did this.
[URL]http://www.alistairgray.co.uk/images/random/hoff.jpg[/URL]


Edit: Wow, spooky Hoff sixth-sense!