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"Member Poems"

Well thought i would open the thread.

In here for all you people who are creative. What i want you to do is write a short poem about a member of the forums.

Write there name at the top in BOLD and then write your poem.

This poem has to be what comes in to your head when you think of them etc... How they come across to you.

So get writing.

I of course will try and write one or two but im not good at this sort of thing.

Ah, "been there, done that".

Hedfix wrote:
> Angel are you the poster with a kid?

Yes thats right why?

Paradox basically answered my thoughts. ;)

Hedfix wrote:
> Paradox basically answered my thoughts. ;)

Ah right, ok then ;-)

What a shame i can't remember the stupid one i wrote for Trish when i was bored, twas funny.
Although i think i'm going to have a look to see if i can find my version of "I will survive"

Mystique

Mystique
Her teeth are big and green
Mystique
She smells like gasoline
Mystique
She is a p!ssed freak
She works the corners, down your way.

English_Bloke

English_Bloke likes to drink Carling
English_Bloke is fancied by Darling

English_Bloke doesn't stop for luncheon
English_Bloke has got a big truncheon

English_Bloke is always making ageist jokes
English_Bloke tries to put pool cues in my spokes

English_Bloke is into vivisection
English_Bloke may win the next election

English_Bloke always crosses the same bridge
English_Bloke lives somewhere near Cambridge

English_Bloke eats spam and other canned stuff
English_Bloke always carries fluffly handcuffs

English_Bloke looks like he needs a vacation
English_Bloke is the one protecting our nation!

Fin

me

metal, metal!
(heavy, heavy)
how metal, metal?
(very, very)
oh
dear
god
it's
now



it's late... i'm sorry :)

Lol nutter :p.. good one tim :)

Cheers Tim. But this...

Timmargh wrote:
> English_Bloke is into vivisection
> English_Bloke may win the next election

Was sooo obvious.