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"Member Poems"

Well thought i would open the thread.

In here for all you people who are creative. What i want you to do is write a short poem about a member of the forums.

Write there name at the top in BOLD and then write your poem.

This poem has to be what comes in to your head when you think of them etc... How they come across to you.

So get writing.

I of course will try and write one or two but im not good at this sort of thing.

Azul wrote:
> I didn't realise you were 3 years old, Wakka.

Wakka: wrote:
> 'Row, row, row your boat
> Gently down the stream
> Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily
> Life is but a dream.'

<< <<©H®I§>>>
Chris is the name of my brother
Its also the name of some others
One of these being our << <<©H®I§>>>
Who joins in my threads! :) *kiss*
lol:p ok pants i know

ßulle†† wrote:
> BiGGiE L͆†L€ Jn®™ wrote:
> Crackhead
>
> Roll roll roll your joint
> Twist it at the end,
> Take a puff that's enough
> Give it to a friend
>
> It's quite clear you didn't make that up yourself. Just look at the
> rest of the 'poem' to see how poorly you rhyme...

It is the start of

'Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Merrily, Merrily, Merrily, Merrily
Life is but a dream.'

..::CGJ::.. wrote:
> << <<©H®I§>>>
>
> . . . . . . .
>
> ummm . . . . .
>
> . . . . . . .
>
> right...
>
> You like? :)

WoW! Great poem about me . . . Thanks a lot!!! With a capital T for thanks.

*edits post to make thanks have a capital T* :-)

BiGGiE L͆†L€ Jn®™ wrote:
> Crackhead
>
> Roll roll roll your joint
> Twist it at the end,
> Take a puff that's enough
> Give it to a friend

It's quite clear you didn't make that up yourself. Just look at the rest of the 'poem' to see how poorly you rhyme...

> He spammed Special Reserve
> He has No life
> He took Crack and smack, eveyday
> until it blew his nose away
>
> Crackhead was standing next to me,
> He's getting high
> On ecstasy
> So Hopefully Now he'll die.....

Appalling.

"It's chilly round the willy, 'cause I'm wearing a kilt"

:D

Microchips
The rain in
Spain
Falls mostly
On the
Plain
And something else
About
Kilts.

Wakka

Hitting my face,
with a shovel,
a regular day,
I'm an ass.

GO WAKKA.

Flockhart wrote:
> It was written as a joke months ago
>
> Trish(a)
> Trish(a)
> You're a pretty lady, you're a dish(a)
> If i met you i would surely hug and kiss ya
> Trish(a)
> If you ever went away i would miss ya
> And if you went on Ricki lake i'd never diss ya
> Trish(a)
> You and i, we both love eating fish(a)
> But given a choice i'd rather be eating......

hehe, I remember that ;p

Wakka: wrote:
> You are the one who always uses '11!!1!'

I pray to the Lord that you're not being serious here.
Please, I beg of you.

I really do despair sometimes.