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"Member Poems"

Well thought i would open the thread.

In here for all you people who are creative. What i want you to do is write a short poem about a member of the forums.

Write there name at the top in BOLD and then write your poem.

This poem has to be what comes in to your head when you think of them etc... How they come across to you.

So get writing.

I of course will try and write one or two but im not good at this sort of thing.

Borat Borat
Where art thou Borat
I miss my darling liver boy
Borat Borat
Quite the prat
But however i do miss him so...

Borat Borat
You've simply vanished
Quite cruel to lil ole me
I miss our harsh insulting ness
The way you took the pee out of - me

Borat Borat
Where are you at?
Are you flying over the pyrenees?
I know you liked biggles he gave you the giggles
But God why didnt you think about meeee

Borat Borat
I miss thine Borat
His hairy and cutely style
He would casually chat
On the chair that he sat
Whilst getting drunk for a very long while

Liver boy liver boy
Your body cries out
Stop polluting me with those toxins
Borat Borat
Where art thou borattttt
I miss you on sunday mornins :(

FLockhart


Flock-hart Flock-hart
He likes to make an apple tart

He uses just the right amounts
Of each ingredient he religiously counts
The mans a fanatic about his cookin
The perfect recipe he's always lookin

Flock-hart Flock-hart
The man just luvvvs to boogie

He boogies when he in the bath
He boogies when he on the stairs
He boogies just to have a laugh
Coz reaaaally its not like he cares

I know this is really
crap
theres prob lots more to follow
But in the end who gives a real crap?
You'll no doubt hear more from me tomorrow!

Flock-Hart Flock-hart
Flocky is our man

If no one else can pull off pink
My God FLOCK-HART can :)

;)

aahhh..... how sweet. thanks

Awww i,ll do u crack :)
Crackhead
Some call him a spammer
And even a hamma
But i think deep down hes nice
Just explain things to him twice :p

Can't seem to make a poem..

Good one Pb!

;-)

Meka Dragon
Who's that under all those games,
That always knows just what to say?
Some might think it really lame
That he wins all those Game-a-days.

But Meka writes some damn cool things,
His writing wins him praise as well.
Just don't tell him I said this,
Or else his head will start to swell.

Cheers Tim. But this...

Timmargh wrote:
> English_Bloke is into vivisection
> English_Bloke may win the next election

Was sooo obvious.

Lol nutter :p.. good one tim :)