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"Girlfriend"

I`ve been wanting a girlfriend for,mmm let`s see 5 years now and guess what no-one.
What can I do,how can I get someone?
Please help me!!!
I`ve been sending messages to people I know and really like but no reply yet!

Tiltawhirl wrote:

Girls like bad boys, they like a challnege. Try punching her in the face, if that doesn't work then I don't know what will.
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Alternatively, try for the one's who can barely stand with severe alcohol.

A girl came upto me and town last week and did that. She latched onto me, and I was keeping her up standing for about 10mins before I pawned her off back with her friends.

Azul wrote:
> No, that's what you call drinking one and a half pints of coke in
> about 5 minutes.

Is it really? :P

Girls like bad boys, they like a challnege. Try punching her in the face, if that doesn't work then I don't know what will.

Lol.

No, that's what you call drinking one and a half pints of coke in about 5 minutes.

I drunk two and a half pints of coke in about 5 mins.

Now that's whats you call needing a p!ss.

Colourless wrote:
> You had a 6 minute p!ss.

Yep, well actually it was 3 mins, 30 secs to wash hands and get back to bedroom, and because of NTL, about 2.5 mins to log back on to SR. Heh, last time I listen about that c*** on "Drinking 8 glasses of water a day".

You had a 6 minute p!ss.

Or maybe there was more to it than that. Either way, your cabre has stamina dude.

Ok I'm back, what'd I miss?

*See's Azul's topic*

Oh....Jebus!

DeadMetal wrote:
> the argument between Azul and Parr is getting interesting

I aim to please, mon ami.