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"SR Cook Book ™"

~ Its Probably been done before, and no doubt its probably failed but I’d really like to see a fully fledged SR Cook Book™ be successful - it’s a place where you can discuss food stuffs, share your recipes and talk about your kitchen disasters. I really enjoy cooking, and I’d like to experiment new things so I think a SR Cook Book™ would be ideal to give everyone a few more ideas to go at. Share anything from Cakes to pies, Sandwiches to fruit salads – anything you’ve got give it here. ~

Or time making it!

No he's right. Buy from a shop thereby not requiring any cleaning up.

Fiery Salamander wrote:
> buy from a shop...

And get food poisoning...

DiscoDexy wrote:
> A Nice BLT

buy from a shop

The Purger.

Ingredients:

1 slice of your favourite pizza
1 beef burger
1 bap

Cook burger and pizza.
Place inside bap.

Yummy...but fattening. Was especially nice when I was in school and all that was left at the canteen was a burger and a slice of pizza.

A Nice BLT

Made on of these today and I really enjoyed it.
You’re going to need the following:


'A Knife,
'A Spoon,
'2 or slices of Bacon,
'A frying Pan with a generous amount of fat, and obviously a hob
To put it on. *Bacon is Microwaveable, but it tastes better fried - 1 slice normally takes 1 minute 20 in a microwave.
'A Few Leaves of crispy Lettuce,
'A tomato, or 2 cherry tomatoes,
'Some Mayonnaise,
'2 Slices of bread, or a Bap/Bun/Breadcake depending
on where you come from :)
'An appetite.

Time to cook!

The first job is to pop your bread or Bun in the toaster or under the grill, only slightly toast it though - burning it will result in a less tasty sandwich. Now carelessly fry your bacon, and don’t be afraid to let it burn, it all adds to the flavor for this type of sandwich. Whist your bacon is cooking wash you salads well. Take a knife and cut as many tomato slices as you want. Now butter your toasted bread with a fair amount of mayo and lay your leaves of lettuce on top. *Make sure you check and turn you bacon regularly.* Now lay your slices of tomato on top of the lettuce, and add another dollop of mayo on top of the lettuce if need be. Take the browned bacon out of the pan, drain off the excess fat and quickly place on top of your tomatoes. Stick the other slice of bread (or the top of the bun) on top, cut if required and serve. Perfect for Lunch, Tea or Supper.

Enjoy.

Here is how to stir up a successful food fight:

1. P*ss off the person at the other end of the table

2. Find some nerves

3. Shout out: "FOOD FIGHT" at the top of your voice

4. PIck up the nearest item of food to you

5. Commence fighting!!!

Well, you wouldn't get very good odds, considering I just said so.

I bet you do

DiscoDexy wrote:
> FinalFantasyFanatic wrote:
> Mine is always salty.
>
> oh, right...

I find cooking highly erotic.