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"Help me con my school!"

I just got my laptop bake from repair, and the school forgot to take the spare laptop they lent me.

Now, i have the idea of waiting a bit, untill they properly forget, then just taking it apart and putting the parts in mine, Ie. More RAM, it has a bigger hard drive, and i need a new battery, mine wont charge.

My mum is hissy fitting in the corner saying they will find out and you will get fined.

What should i do? Sell on ebay? retro fit my current laptop? or kindly hand it back in This is not a real option

Ginger Peni wrote:

It's like the ultimate nerd crime.
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Lol, I actually liked that one.

Yeah...nah i mean that when the librarian goes through their bag to get the book they get more stuff..

Yeah i am childish at times!!

~Darling~ wrote:
> You should put something embarassing in there too like a condom or a
> tampon or something

Wow, even though my school was childish, we never saw things like this as embarassing. I thought Harlow was retarded.

ha ha thats mean!!

You should put something embarassing in there too like a condom or a tampon or something

We used take books from the Library and put them in the geekier students bags, they'd walk out the Library and set the alarms off as they go. The look on their faces as the Librarians asked them to search their bags was priceless.

Good times, good times.

Someone I know "acquired" and sold a saxophone from a school once, but nicking a piece of kit that another student might use is a bit underhanded. Although stupid of the school to let students take home things like that anyway.

You really should give it back, i know that my school wasnt very wealthy, losing a laptop would be a bit of a blow to their budget.

i'd give it back as you have been moronic enough to leave written evidence of your crime on the internet.

Keep it for 3 months, and, if they don't scream at you, keep it.

H²O wrote:
> What should i do? Sell on ebay? retro fit my current laptop? or
> kindly hand it back in This is not a real option

Heh. Go one, steal it.

Than in a couple of weeks after you get expelled, think of me laughing my ass off. :) :) :)