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"This time last week"

I was in Athens

Now I'm going to work

Hand me my gun

Didn't work

People from East Kilbride know how to dance?

What is the world coming to?

I was quite disappointed with myself. Although she probably thought I was on drugs with my dancing.

Haha

'I'll give you ecstacy, baby'

Then you should've taken her to the toilets and got out your wang. She was probably so mashed that you couldve convinced her that it secreted ecstacy. That way, all would be happu, Sheppu.

A girl asked for ecstacy the other night, I was so shocked I didn't try and pull her.

Maybe it was a chat up line. Who knows.

I'll try and find one for you whilst you're at work.

Or TIMMARGH will help you out and find one, as, over the last week, he has aimed to be everyones little sex elf.

Where's a free website where I can upload pictures

Then you can see sexy Sheepu at the Acroplyis

Nope

True story

Sheppu, you had many a sticky blanket in the morning, I trust.

I went two weeks without self-raping myself

I got drunk 12 nights out of 14