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"Teeth are over-rated anyway."

11 in the morning and I'm drinking a can of coke and eating toffee my Mum bought me back from Cornwall, whilst making a monkey skydiving game. Not the best start to the morning, I think you'll agree.

monkey_man wrote:
> They train monkeys up to pull the rip cord after counting to 30, chuck
> them from planes and hope for the best.
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That's bloody hilarious!

*SPLAT!*
"Which one was that?!?"
"That was subject 12."
"Ah, he was always a bit slow that one."

mikelar wrote:
> It's still not diamond though is it.
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> I wish I had diamond teeth.

Or Gold ones like whats-her-face, Kelis.

Eurrrgh....

It's still not diamond though is it.



I wish I had diamond teeth.

Teeth aren't bone, they're made from dentine secreted by the pulp cavity. Also the enamel protecting them is the hardest substance in the body, and one of the hardest natural substances in the world.

monkey_man wrote:
> They train monkeys up to pull the rip cord after counting to 30, chuck
> them from planes and hope for the best.

Feck I'm dumb. I thought you were designing a Monkey Hang gliding game. How I read Sky Diving and thought of Hang Gliding is beyond me. I only realised the error of my ways when I read what you wrote.

Sounds good. Is there anything Monkeys can't do?

They train monkeys up to pull the rip cord after counting to 30, chuck them from planes and hope for the best.

Amusing despite the 2 minute delay.
So whats this Monkey Sky Diving?

Yeah, I actually sat there for 2 minutes thinking of that one...

Fairly Fast come-back there Monkey_man