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"Homebase"

I went for an interview at Homebase the other day because I need money whilst not at Uni. I assumed I was just going to be told that I'm going to stack shelves, put deck chairs in the right place etc. Instead, what I actually got, was a barrage of questions on what I understand about the term "shrinkage" and what I'd do if an angry customer came up to me shouting the odds. "I'd tell her to get a job, like me" is exactly what I didn't say.

And then, after the interview goes crap, the guy has the balls to tell me to wait "until the middle of next week" for a reply on how I did. I'll middle of next week HIM, Ill middle of next week him good and proper.

REPRESENT BABYBOY

I REMEMBER WHEN THESE FORUMS USED TO BE GOOD:

[URL]http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/archive/display_messages.php?threadid=78877&forumid=416[/URL]

Exhibit B, m'lord:

[URL]http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/archive/display_messages.php?threadid=76430&forumid=416[/URL]

Last but certainly not least:

[URL]http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/archive/display_messages.php?threadid=75049&forumid=416[/URL]

It just goes on like this!

haha, nice one merm - it was fun reading the crap stories I used to regale you all with. I can't believe all this stuff happened over a year ago though.

Also, I reckon I should call Nash "Nasy boy" more often.

Someone one has obliviously spiked your glass of “Water” with the intensions of raping you.

poopots wrote:
> rolf. Sure you're not drunk?

IM EDGE, MAN! EDGE!
I dont THINK I'm drunk

I applied for a job at B&Q before,
"We'll send you out the rest of the application pack".

I'm still waiting.

Even though I work at Sainsbury's now (woo, i wear a baseball cap).

rolf. Sure you're not drunk?

we never did find out how this tale ended.

so what is it you do?

I just started my job without even meeting my boss.

My mate (who works there) told him I was "ace", so I got the job.