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"You heard it here first"

Something that will make the news tonight: a failed asylum seeker has scaled a 40ft high crane located in Victoria St and is refusing to come down. The Police have cordoned off part of Vic st.

I can see the events from my window at work.

Cavo wrote:
> HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

wannabe!

Cyclone wrote:
> Ah, you have to much free time ;)

Just been distracted by the "Fathers against or for something" rally. Lots of people in superhero costumes and the colour purple. There was a helicopter.

Paradox: wrote:
> 60 ft then :-D

:^)

Ah, you have to much free time ;)

Monkey_Man's Zombie wrote:
> The quick way or the slow way?

The slow way. Though there was talk of trying to lure him down using Kilroy as bait. The plan was to convince the guy that Kilroy is there for the taking, as he paddles about in the paddling pool 40ft below. The guy jumps and lands on Kilroy taking him, the pool and a blatant disregard for pool rules with him to Valhalla.

However he had no intention of becoming a suicide bomber.

Monkey_Man's Zombie wrote:
> The quick way or the slow way?

Quiet, you. Ahem.

The quick way or the slow way?

He's come down.

Leave him up there.

And make a barb wire pit at the bottom of the crane.

60 ft then :-D