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""Here's a phone ... and some cash.""

*Timmargh dials number*

*ring ring*

Them: "Can I take your account or mobile phone number, please."
Me: "Yeah: my mobile number is 07xxxxxxxxx."
Them: "How can I help you?"
Me: "I'm due for an upgrade - can you give me a price for a SonyEricsson Z600, please?"
Them: "We can let you have one of those for £60."
Me: "£60? I can get it for £28 on a website I found."
Them: "Yes, but that'll mean signing a new contract and changing your number."
Me: "No, it won't. I used them last year and it was an upgrade - my number nor my tariff changed."
Them: "Are you sure? Can you give me the address so I can check, please?"
Me: "*sigh* It's www.ukphoneshop.com"

*brief pause while she checks it*

Them: "Well, you weren't lying! Sorry for having to check but we have to be sure."
Me: "I'll let you off."
Them: "I can't do anything about the price of the handset, but I can give you 2 months free line rental instead."
Me: "But that works out at £72."
Them: "Yes."
Me: "You're going to pay me £12 and give me a free phone?"
Them: "Yes."
Me: "Erm ... okay."
Them: "You'll have your new phone by Monday."
Me: "Great."
Them: "Thanks for calling."
Me: "Erm, you're welcome."

:^)

Hehe, I got £90 off so it's all good. :)

Now I need to work overtime at, er, work, and somehow fund it.

Yay?

You gonna get a .Mac account?

I hate you.

:^)

Whoo, nice deal Tim.

Order my iBook tomorrow. :) *wets*

I love you.

good man.

*manly pat on back*


sorry, I have bowel problems.






once again sorry.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> I'll swap you your crummy old phone for this delicious doorstop.
*****

Sorry, Borat, but I'm selling it to the ex's sister for £30. I after my good news I was gonna let her have it for free ... but then I thought "Nah!".

:-)

Heh, nice going Tim.

nice blag!!!

gotta love call centre staff :)