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*Timmargh dials number*
*ring ring*
Them: "Can I take your account or mobile phone number, please."
Me: "Yeah: my mobile number is 07xxxxxxxxx."
Them: "How can I help you?"
Me: "I'm due for an upgrade - can you give me a price for a SonyEricsson Z600, please?"
Them: "We can let you have one of those for £60."
Me: "£60? I can get it for £28 on a website I found."
Them: "Yes, but that'll mean signing a new contract and changing your number."
Me: "No, it won't. I used them last year and it was an upgrade - my number nor my tariff changed."
Them: "Are you sure? Can you give me the address so I can check, please?"
Me: "*sigh* It's www.ukphoneshop.com"
*brief pause while she checks it*
Them: "Well, you weren't lying! Sorry for having to check but we have to be sure."
Me: "I'll let you off."
Them: "I can't do anything about the price of the handset, but I can give you 2 months free line rental instead."
Me: "But that works out at £72."
Them: "Yes."
Me: "You're going to pay me £12 and give me a free phone?"
Them: "Yes."
Me: "Erm ... okay."
Them: "You'll have your new phone by Monday."
Me: "Great."
Them: "Thanks for calling."
Me: "Erm, you're welcome."
:^)
*ring ring*
Them: "Can I take your account or mobile phone number, please."
Me: "Yeah: my mobile number is 07xxxxxxxxx."
Them: "How can I help you?"
Me: "I'm due for an upgrade - can you give me a price for a SonyEricsson Z600, please?"
Them: "We can let you have one of those for £60."
Me: "£60? I can get it for £28 on a website I found."
Them: "Yes, but that'll mean signing a new contract and changing your number."
Me: "No, it won't. I used them last year and it was an upgrade - my number nor my tariff changed."
Them: "Are you sure? Can you give me the address so I can check, please?"
Me: "*sigh* It's www.ukphoneshop.com"
*brief pause while she checks it*
Them: "Well, you weren't lying! Sorry for having to check but we have to be sure."
Me: "I'll let you off."
Them: "I can't do anything about the price of the handset, but I can give you 2 months free line rental instead."
Me: "But that works out at £72."
Them: "Yes."
Me: "You're going to pay me £12 and give me a free phone?"
Them: "Yes."
Me: "Erm ... okay."
Them: "You'll have your new phone by Monday."
Me: "Great."
Them: "Thanks for calling."
Me: "Erm, you're welcome."
:^)
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Timmargh wrote:
> This new one will be my ... *counts* ... 7th mobile phone.
Lucky for some.
:-(
> This new one will be my ... *counts* ... 7th mobile phone.
Lucky for some.
:-(
*jealous*
My mobile phone cost me £750. It uses nanotechnology to ensure that my vocal tones never exceed European guidelines. The bloke who I got it from was very helpfull. He even helped my lift the phone into the back of my truck. It also helps me save money as every time I make a call I have to put some money into the saving slot.
There are also some cards inside my phone with naked ladies on. One of them gave me a blow job. She was called Cindy and had crooked teeth. I now have a new girlfriend and a mobile phone and VD.
I rock.
There are also some cards inside my phone with naked ladies on. One of them gave me a blow job. She was called Cindy and had crooked teeth. I now have a new girlfriend and a mobile phone and VD.
I rock.
This new one will be my ... *counts* ... 7th mobile phone.
My phone was £200, and takes crappy photos.
Got lots of free useless junk though. And 1000 free messages, whooo.
I phone everyone though, booo
Got lots of free useless junk though. And 1000 free messages, whooo.
I phone everyone though, booo
You're happy, they're happy.
Its all good.
Its all good.
I realise that, but I was resigned to paying £28 for the handset.
Well, the phone company will still be making money from you, so to them its all good.
'kay.
.Mac? Perhaps, but not yet anyway.
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