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I had like my first "The Bill" style interview today.

It was for a domestic violence assault and threats to kill.

I got to challenge him and stuff. Twas good.

I then had to deal with a shoplifter, (less exciting), who had nicked £2.50 worth. Yes, £2.50 worth of food.

It took me 3-hours to deal with him in total. 3-hours of my wages = a lot for a £2.50 theft where the store got the goods back.

Never mind. He's a persistent offender and needs to be dealt with I suppose.

How have you spent your nice warm days?

Is annoyed that he has to work a late shift on Sunday

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> I shot and killed a security guard in the laundry room of a large
> corporation building, before stripping him and stuffing him with my
> shiny pink helmet

I love removing large chunks of text and re-arranging the remnants :-D

I shot and killed a security guard in the laundry room of a large corporation building, before stripping him of his uniform, stuffing his lifeless body behind a washing machine before strolling casually through the main lobby as though I owned the place. Then I happened upon a group of firefighters hanging out in another back room, who I saw fit to gun down in cold blood. I then took one of their uniforms and a shiny new fire axe before going on a short but extremely bloody killing spree. I was taken down by a posse of pink cap wearing security personnel, hungry for revenge after they discovered their buddy slumped unceremoniously, hugging a half empty packet of washing powder.

And I thoroughly enjoyed the lot of it.

Yes, I've been playing Hitman 2 all day.

Gah, crappy sayings like tommy tank will never beat cockney rhyming slang.

HHAT wrote:
> did you poke him?

He has a special stick.

I'm just a simple northener, I dont know!

*mines coal*

Paradox: wrote:
> MoJoJoJo wrote:
> A tommy?
>
> Is that some southener thing that northeners don't get?
>
> Tommy tank, w a nk ?


I see no tommy. You lie!

LIES!

D'oh agency work today wore me out:-

Answering phones and stuff for the mighty DWP ust have taken well over 200 hundred calls.

DAMN!

Wish I could have spent my day getting paid to interrogate people!! :P

*legally

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> A tommy?
>
> Is that some southener thing that northeners don't get?

Tommy tank, w a nk ?

I'm annoyed at having to cover my mates shifts at the Pizza place whilst he's on holiday.

I'll be working, thurs, fri, sat two weeks in a row.

URGH.



E_B, do you actually ever do the good cop, bad cop routine?

What are you talking about?

I see no tommy.