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"'The hottest sexiest lip--smackingly gorgeous babe contest'"

Welcome to 'The hottest sexiest lip-smackingly gorgeous babe contest' a Paradox & Azul production. Democracy has blessed us and you have the chance to vote for your favourite sexy woman. Is it derogatory to women? Yes, but FHM do it without being sued, so I can too.


The Winner

The winner, my babe-ogling friends, is the one, the only:

Miss Kelly Brook


[URL]http://www.offscreen.it/gif/starlet/kellybrook04.jpg[/URL]

SuperTed wrote:
> EDIT: Oops we're spamming Paradox's thread, sorry Para, stopping now.
> ^^

*puts knucle duster down*

It's fine, really.

Match 1
Jennifer Lopez

Match 2
Kelly Brook

Match 3
Brooke Richards

Match4
Sarah Michelle Gellar

Match 5
Jenna Jameson

Match 6
Jennifer Aniston

Match 7
Jennifer Ellison

Match 8
Holly valance (I'm gonna get killed)

you're a girl you're suppose to say that about other girls but you probably think differently. :P

I'm sure he would vote for you, that's if you remember to look both ways before crossing the road. Umm I can't remember his other safety messages at the end of each episode.

EDIT: Oops we're spamming Paradox's thread, sorry Para, stopping now. ^^

It is ok because darling is a beautiful woman - ;)

SuperTed I loved that programme the real ted wudda voted me as I am his biggest fan :)

That's not fair :(

I have MSN ^^ so the unedited version includes your cleavage and your boyfriend? hmm I can live with that ;P

NO!

And its with my boyfriend if you are not blessed to have msn you wil not se my bosoms



*evil roar*

Then you win for being a classy young lady :)

can I get the unedited picture by the way? Please? ;) lol

SuperTed wrote:
> you took your time noticing that ;P it was very close though, was a
> bit unfair as Darling had the clevage shot. Otherwise it would have
> been you ;)
>
> oops it's FC by the way
ah...


I HAVE CLEAVAGE i cut it outta photo because I am a decent girl and do not want nit wits thinking i am pretty as I have cleavage - my decision for cutting it out sir


so there

:P

> Match 1
> Alicia Silverstone
>
> Match 2
> Kelly Brook
>
> Match 3
> Britney Spears
>
> Match4
> Melissa Joan Hart
>
> Match 5
> Cameron Diaz
>
> Match 6
> Jennifer Aniston
>
> Match 7
> Jennifer Ellison
>
> Match 8
> The Olsen Twins

you took your time noticing that ;P it was very close though, was a bit unfair as Darling had the clevage shot. Otherwise it would have been you ;)

oops it's FC by the way