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"I'm out of East Kilbride for a month"

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

Next five weeks, I'm spending 4 abroad. Oh yes baby *thrusts*

Although, I have no money.

'Wait a minute! There's no Sheepu in North Kilto'wn! - You're not from Scotland at all!'
'Arrr'

Women in uniforms pwn

Huzzah!

Go forth and lay, Sheepu.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> I have to have my window wide open though, it's too damn hot.

I had mine wide open last night, and i ended up watching 'Shooting Fish' till 1, and i swear someone was trying to break into the house about then. I heard the window creaking, and a lot of scuffling round the side of my house... tho' it could have just been me being paranoid. Tho' it all seemed to stop when i put the light on...

You could do a few things Sheppu.

Shag a few random hot tarts and then "breakdown" and tell Wooly Pikey how it means nothing and how you miss her and just generally do a whole guilt trip thing. Might work.

Shag a few random hot tarts and then just be happy. Will work.

Arrange for me and Wooly Pikey to go out, so that afterwards, next time she sleeps with Slimy Pikey she shouts out my name and it splits them up. Won't get you anywhere, but it'll knock him down a peg or two. Which would be good.

well, tiredness is upon me. goodnight bloke!

Damn, and I'd already put my lippy on.

No...

Don't worry, I'll be fine!

English_Bloke wrote:
> I want a storm, to clear the air.

I'd be happy with that. Or a good long session of horizontal refreshment to tire me out.

..... with a lady of course

I want a storm, to clear the air.

I don't know but there's a pishing fly in my room, and I wager I'll end up swallowing it in my sleep.

I have to have my window wide open though, it's too damn hot.