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"SR Forum Awards: Part 2"

Well, after the big response on my original, i thought i would do another one, because there hasn't been a cop pon in a while and the last time i did The forum awards was back in january. So, just vote for who you think deserves the award!!!

I will put the Reigning champion in brackets, just to let you know who came out on top last time. Get voting!

Update, 9th june 9:01pm: i will add the top 3 for each subject and their total number of votes¬


Current standings:

BEST NEWBIE (Dakarus joe)
1.Old man eric (4)
2. Umpalumpa (3)
3. El magnifico (2)

BEST REGULAR (Notorious biggles)
1.Notorious Biggles (11)
2.Borat (9)
= paradox (9)

BEST NOTABLE (Afrojoe)
1.AfroHoe (10)
2. SHEEPY (8)
3. Meka Dragon (7)

WORST NOTABLE (A 3-way tie)
1. Pro Evo (3)
2. Black Glove (2)
3. Silent Scope (1)

BEST FORUM (sony psone-ps2)
1. Sony psone/ps2 (10)
2. General chat (9)
3. Nintendo (8)

BEST POSTER (paradox)
1. Paradox (11)
2. Biggles (9)
3. Timmargh (5)

BEST TOPIC (Ps2-longest thread)
1. Ps2- longest Thread (9)
= Worlds longest thread FOG (9)
3. Being a christan (6)

MOST CREATIVE POSTER (Grandprix)
1. Final fantasy fanatic (10)
2. Paradox (9)
3. Grandprix (7)

FUNNIEST POSTER (Afrojoe)
1. English Bloke (5)
= Biggles (5)
3. Edgy (4)

BEST INSULTER (New award)
1. Azul (13)
2. Der nazi (11)
3. SHEEPY (1)

BEST STAFFIE (Mr.snuggly)
1. Fosco (7)
2. Kilgoure trout (6)
3. AB1000 (4)

WORST HAIRCUT (use special-observe)
1. Mattribute (16)
2. Paradox (2)
3. FFF (1)

SR BABE (New award)
1. Darling (7)
2. Lil ginge (4)
3. Lindgren (2)

CLEVERIST POSTER (Cub!st)
1. FFF (6)
2. Edgy (4)
3. Light (3)

MOST SERIOUS POSTER (Forest Fan)
1. Forest Fan (8)
2. Azul (7)
3. Timmargh (2)

COOLEST POSTER (New Award)
1. English_bloke (8)
2. Paradox (5)
3. Biggie Little Jnr (2)

BEST TAGLINE (Der nazi)
1. FFF "period Drama" (11)
2. Wakka "user Bland" (2)
3. Der nazi "free goo for everyone" (1)

SR LIFETIME AWARD (Meka Dragon/Mr.snuggly)
1. Snuggly (12)
2. Meka Dragon (4)
3. AfroHoe (2)


Get voting! IT HAS BEEN UPDATED Again FROM 9:14on the 9th June, But, YOU CAN STILL VOTE!

BEST NEWBIE
Silent Death
BEST NOTABLE
SHEEPY

Death List:

MoJoJoJo
gerrid

Gerrid has me chortling again.

BEST NEWBIE
L45
None of you will know who he is, as he has just joined our dear website, but his first contribution "How do you make sims love each other very quick", followed by the wonderfully soul searching "y r u on this website then" (to himself) warmed the strings of my empty, empty heart

BEST REGULAR

I'm afraid my vote here has to go to someone who has literally drawn me back to these forums over and over again, with his sparkling wit and unrecognised subtlety. Not only does he do his very best to give his honest and often humourous opinion to as many people as possibly, but Wakka also creates some of the downright funniest and insightful topics that I have ever had the pleasure of jerking my turkey to.

BEST NOTABLE
I'm going to choose Goatbi for this, because his dopamine addled brain caused him, one day, to attempt to kill me over the internet, because I said one of his friends looked "a bit red in the face". He also said that he would hunt down and mercilessly slaughter some people who pretended to have hacked into SR, just because it said "USER REMOVED" under their names.

And now he's training to be a teacher.


BEST POSTER

I disregarded this award on the basis that it is painfully unecessary, in the presence of the 'Best Regular/Newbie/Notable' awards. Surely whoever got the most votes for best Newbie/Regular/Notable would, by virtue of the fact that the only way they could have garnered any of those awards is by POSTING, be the 'best poster'

BEST TOPIC
I'm gonna have to bow to the pier pressure here, against my better judgement, because the PS2 - Longest Thread is clearly the most entertaining, deep and hilariously funny thread that these forums have ever seen. Over the years I haven't enjoyed anything as much as dribbling about in there, watching lonely 13yr old boys fill their lonely nights, and underpants, with the warm, sticky mess of internet camaraderie. I remember one time, at about 1 in the morning, when Wakka and Biggie Little Junior were talking candidly about their sexual experiences, and it was a real tear-jerker, let me tell you. As these two lonely hearts found comfort in the inexperience of each other's arms, I remembered my own youth fondly, and how I would sleep on a night, rather than sit up talking to strangers about how pathetic I was, and it warmed my heart. I love you guys, and I love that thread.

This is closely followed by "tasting your own produce"

MOST CREATIVE POSTER
For this award, I have chosen Fishtobeking

FUNNIEST POSTER
Biggie Little Junior, you homoerectus, I am nothing but to please your fantasy.

BEST INSULTER
Azul, for his wonderful attempts at irony and sarcasm, when he is utterly, utterly sincere.

BEST STAFFIE
Memorandum, my bonteous wenchtobeking

WORST HAIRCUT
This is the internet, haircuts do not matter.

SR BABE
L45, you win the day again.

CLEVERIST POSTER
While many of you sensibly have opted for Cub!st, I am, instead, going to go against the grain and say Darling. Whenever I read what she/he/they write (it doesn't matter, you see), I am just jawdropped by her/his/their application of useless general knowledge into every situation. For example, when accused of being a fat brunch bunch crab, Darling rebuttled with a wonderfully apt quotient of Marks & Spencers Sales figures for fiscal year 1994-5. I was astounded, and splurted my heavy load all over the inside of my JC Penny slacks many a time, gripped by the excitement of the memory.

MOST SERIOUS POSTER

Sheepy




I think everyone here should whip out their wangs and salute these curled darlings of our nation, en masse.

Spaz.

Paradox: wrote:
> After seeing your comments ripping the woman trying to get people to
> prank her husband's "lover" I feel you rightly deserve the
> crown of best newbie!

who you talkin to. me
Read what I said at "Revenge" tread before you accused me

Paradox: wrote:
> Biggles really flies planes?
*****

Yep. And Notorious Biggles ...

:^D

After seeing your comments ripping the woman trying to get people to prank her husband's "lover" I feel you rightly deserve the crown of best newbie!

Best newbie I

RARGH, not even one.