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"It's Times Like These..."

...I wish I had breasts.
Large ones.

:(

[S]Sooo bored.[/S]

Lindgren wrote:
> Parr wrote:
> Do you play with your willy all the time?
>
> Well i bet you do, but when you grow up, you wont. Thats exactly how
> women feel about their boobs...

We love them but we dont have them, so instead we have to make do with women and our imagination.
If our imagination matched the real thing women would be redundant.

Parr wrote:

> That all you can come up with? Have you got a set of tained monkeys
> working around the clock or something?

Actually yes I have, how did you know?

So our sole purpose on earth is to let you lot feel our boobs?

Supersaiyan wrote:
> Actually yes I have, how did you know?

Did your Dad teach you how to win arguements?

If he did, tell him he sucks.

Lindgren wrote:
> So our sole purpose on earth is to let you lot feel our boobs?

Nah, i am sure i could name many other uses for your "kind".. :P

Actually not quite. But almost.

I'd just like to point out Zooly that tonight I got to play with a pair of 36D's for the entire length of Troy.

Parr wrote:
> Supersaiyan wrote:
> Actually yes I have, how did you know?
>
> Did your Dad teach you how to win arguements?
>
> If he did, tell him he sucks.


No mate my dad is dead

Parr wrote:
> Lindgren wrote:
> So our sole purpose on earth is to let you lot feel our boobs?
>
> Nah, i am sure i could name many other uses for your
> "kind".. :P

Im sure you could

Lindgren wrote:
> So our sole purpose on earth is to let you lot feel our boobs?

No, just having them is enough. Whether you choose to let us feel them is your own business. It's nice to have a challenge sometimes.

Man like Boobs
Man no have boobs, men think of boobs
Man think of woman, men get annoyed at lack of money in bank
Man think, "i like boobs but i no like women"
Man think of boobs
Man get happy