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Let's say the entire human race has been wiped out by death clouds of some description leaving only you and one other man/woman as survivors.
Let's say you don't know this other person but, since you're the only two left IN THE WORLD, you decide it best to stick together.
The question is would you, knowing full well the fate of the human race lies in your hands, reproduce with this woman/man?
But - and here's the clincher - this man/woman is THE ugliest person you have ever set your eyes on. I'm talking buck teeth, big frizzy hair, huge mono-brow, one hell of a nose, an annoying high-pitched voice, the eyes of a mole and constant bad breath etc etc ETC....
So, in an attempt to oust the shallower members of the forum, I ask you this:
Would you make sweet....SWEET (but so...SO ugly) love to her/him, for humanities sake?
Let's say you don't know this other person but, since you're the only two left IN THE WORLD, you decide it best to stick together.
The question is would you, knowing full well the fate of the human race lies in your hands, reproduce with this woman/man?
But - and here's the clincher - this man/woman is THE ugliest person you have ever set your eyes on. I'm talking buck teeth, big frizzy hair, huge mono-brow, one hell of a nose, an annoying high-pitched voice, the eyes of a mole and constant bad breath etc etc ETC....
So, in an attempt to oust the shallower members of the forum, I ask you this:
Would you make sweet....SWEET (but so...SO ugly) love to her/him, for humanities sake?
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would never do a ugly thing... then again *looks in mirror* im no prize myself
mikelar wrote:
> The thruth is this, these death clouds dissolved all the technology we
> had so all thats left is you and this other person, who managed to
> survive, like you, by breathing OUT just as the cloud passed.
>
> No cars, no phones, no computers, and ESPECIALLY no telemarketing.
You sad bas.
Our ancestor survive with No cars, no phones, no computers, and ESPECIALLY no telemarketing.
> The thruth is this, these death clouds dissolved all the technology we
> had so all thats left is you and this other person, who managed to
> survive, like you, by breathing OUT just as the cloud passed.
>
> No cars, no phones, no computers, and ESPECIALLY no telemarketing.
You sad bas.
Our ancestor survive with No cars, no phones, no computers, and ESPECIALLY no telemarketing.
mikelar wrote:
> The thruth is this, these death clouds dissolved all the technology we
> had so all thats left is you and this other person, who managed to
> survive, like you, by breathing OUT just as the cloud passed.
>
> No cars, no phones, no computers, and ESPECIALLY no telemarketing.
Then what would be the point in living?
> The thruth is this, these death clouds dissolved all the technology we
> had so all thats left is you and this other person, who managed to
> survive, like you, by breathing OUT just as the cloud passed.
>
> No cars, no phones, no computers, and ESPECIALLY no telemarketing.
Then what would be the point in living?
Cover her face with a bucket and do it
Wouldn't we all be dead by 3078?
What if she was the sexiest women in the world, but then told you she has every single std under the sun and thats she's as crusty as a shell.....
I'd blindfold myself and tell her to be very quiet so I could pretend I was nailing Robson Green instead.
SHEEPY wrote:
> I'd probably crack one of off then kill myself.
... Sheepy is my new hero.
> I'd probably crack one of off then kill myself.
... Sheepy is my new hero.
Well I think I ousted you lot as a bunch of shallow APES.
Personally, I'd give her one for the lads.
I wouldn't really, I'd just kill us both
Personally, I'd give her one for the lads.
I wouldn't really, I'd just kill us both
I'd use her to fertilise my crops.
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