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"In the year 3078"

Let's say the entire human race has been wiped out by death clouds of some description leaving only you and one other man/woman as survivors.

Let's say you don't know this other person but, since you're the only two left IN THE WORLD, you decide it best to stick together.

The question is would you, knowing full well the fate of the human race lies in your hands, reproduce with this woman/man?

But - and here's the clincher - this man/woman is THE ugliest person you have ever set your eyes on. I'm talking buck teeth, big frizzy hair, huge mono-brow, one hell of a nose, an annoying high-pitched voice, the eyes of a mole and constant bad breath etc etc ETC....

So, in an attempt to oust the shallower members of the forum, I ask you this:

Would you make sweet....SWEET (but so...SO ugly) love to her/him, for humanities sake?

Let's say the entire human race has been wiped out by death clouds of some description leaving only you and one other man/woman as survivors.

Let's say you don't know this other person but, since you're the only two left IN THE WORLD, you decide it best to stick together.

The question is would you, knowing full well the fate of the human race lies in your hands, reproduce with this woman/man?

But - and here's the clincher - this man/woman is THE ugliest person you have ever set your eyes on. I'm talking buck teeth, big frizzy hair, huge mono-brow, one hell of a nose, an annoying high-pitched voice, the eyes of a mole and constant bad breath etc etc ETC....

So, in an attempt to oust the shallower members of the forum, I ask you this:

Would you make sweet....SWEET (but so...SO ugly) love to her/him, for humanities sake?

I'd just kill myself.

Actualy no, I'd go live in the country side by myself.

I guess that could work. But what if she followed you and demanded you...'help' her make a new human race?

and she asks for this 'help' a lot

mikelar wrote:
> Let's say the entire human race has been wiped out by death clouds of
> some description leaving only you and one other man/woman as
> survivors.

I do not understand.
How did these 2 survive?
And what would be the point in reproduction if it was unlikely you'd all survive because of these clouds?

If you say that everything is fine now, then I'd get them to learn how to impregnate themself with my stuff.
Like at a sperm bank thing.

YUS!
winnAr.

mikelar wrote:
> I guess that could work. But what if she followed you and demanded
> you...'help' her make a new human race?
>
> and she asks for this 'help' a lot

If she constantly followed me?

I'd beat her until she was dead, that's what.

I'd probably crack one of off then kill myself.

The thruth is this, these death clouds dissolved all the technology we had so all thats left is you and this other person, who managed to survive, like you, by breathing OUT just as the cloud passed.

No cars, no phones, no computers, and ESPECIALLY no telemarketing.

I'd use her to fertilise my crops.

Well I think I ousted you lot as a bunch of shallow APES.

Personally, I'd give her one for the lads.






I wouldn't really, I'd just kill us both

SHEEPY wrote:
> I'd probably crack one of off then kill myself.

... Sheepy is my new hero.