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"There are words for this stuff?"

Androidism: Arousal from robots with human features

Arachnephilia: Sexual arousal from spiders

Botulinonia: Using a sausage as a d*ldo

Coitus a cheval: Having sex with a partner with one partner playing the role of a horse

Emetophilia: Arousal from watching a partner vomit or doing so oneself

Formicophilia: Sex play with ants

Furtling: The use of fingers underneath cut-outs of the genital area of photographs for arousal

Galateism: Sexual attraction to statues

Infantilism: Arousal from dressing like a baby

*gasps*

oh you awful, awful man

I'll neigh however I wish, young lady.

that's not how you neigh.

Well this thread has certainly been an education that i didnt need or want.

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> I play the role of a horse every time. In case you didn't know, I was
> insinuating that I have a massive dong.

I would neigh have spotted that

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> what's the posh word for :
>
> "I'm a stupid moron with an elephants butt, and my butt smells,
> and I like to kiss my own butt" ?

Calm with the Simpsons.

"Coitus a cheval: Having sex with a partner with one partner playing the role of a horse"

I play the role of a horse every time. In case you didn't know, I was insinuating that I have a massive dong.

Mysticaleeoor: using donkeys to predict the outcome of horse races

Pandaring: grooming Pandas for sexual favours using bamboo shoots and pictures of Brylcream haircare products

Simianatry: laughing at two identical monkeys who have just thrown poo on each others faces.

Paradox: wrote:
> Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Question - why does sticking a sausage up your bum require its own
> word? Surely it's just sticking a sausage up your bum, there's
> never
> going to be an occasion you'll need a posh term to refer to it.
>
> You've never been to a country club, have you?

You've never tried it at a country club, have you? =D

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> Question - why does sticking a sausage up your bum require its own
> word? Surely it's just sticking a sausage up your bum, there's never
> going to be an occasion you'll need a posh term to refer to it.

You've never been to a country club, have you?