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Grix Thraves: Hello and welcome to tonights main event, this is something that millions of us SRTV viewers have been dieing to watch, and thanks to the brilliance of SR gang, we can bring to you a live battle involving a loyal notable Sniper (or is that SNIPER) against a well known bird, the Road Runner. Now over to our SR commentators for tonights event, Ali and Tony.
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Ali: Thanks for joining us on this ppv event, hopefully we can bring you some great action...
Tony: ...thanks to our Special Reserve fleet of flying, computer guided mini-cams we can easily track the Road Runner... there it is!
Ali: Sniper has perched himself on a high cliff face overlooking a stretch of empty desert highway, waiting for his prey to show up.
Tony: And down on that highway is a bowl full of bird seed. Appropriately enough, a sign is sticking out of it that says 'free bird seed'.
Ali: Road Runner stops by the bird seed... begins to peck at it...
Tony: Sniper aims his rifle - fires!
Ali: Road Runner steps to the side... it misses! Keeps eating bird seed...
Tony: Sniper fires again....
Ali: Road Runner steps to the side... another miss! peck, peck, peck...
Tony: Sniper throws out the razornetting to cover the whole area...
Ali: But Road Runner is finished...
Road Runner: Meep! Meep!
Tony: And Road Runner ... phoosh! It's off!!
Ali: Sniper keeps tracking, and continues to shoot at the speeding Road Runner... oops! It's gone.
(Sniper puts on a cloak that he has found)
Tony: No, wait! There it is - standing behind invisible Sniper now. The Road Runner got all the way up there on the cliff in the space of two heartbeats. Amazing. Hmmmm ... Can Road Runner even see Sniper through that hi-tech camoflauge?
Ali: Nah, I don't think so. Road Runner isn't looking at the human, anyways. I think the dumb bird just decided to go up on a cliff. Yep, the Road Runner is just standing there... vacant look in it's eyes...
Road Runner: Meep! Meep!
Tony: Sniper twirls around - fast as lightning - alerted by the noise!
Ali: Firestorm cannon fires, fires, fires, fires....!!!
Tony: Can't see! Smoke and dust everywhere from the cannon blasting into the desert rock and dirt...
Ali: Oh... wait.... Hey! Here's the Road Runner standing right next to us, now! ohhh, hey, it's kinda cute. C'mere Road Runner, I wanna give you some free games.
Road Runner: Meep! Meep!
Tony: The dust clears up on the cliff... wow, Sniper really blasted the area up good...
Ali: Making the surrounding area unstable... Look! A boulder is teetering... no! It's falling straight for the Sniper!
Tony: Sniper senses the danger... races to get away...
Ali: Snap! Hey! What's that? Somethin's got his leg stuck! Close-up SR cameras!
Tony: It's a device - it reads G.R.I.X Ant Trap.
Ali: Hey, what's that... a sparkle!
Tony: it's a lit fuse... leading towards a dark hole in the cliff by the Ant trap... and the hole is filled with a case of G.R.I.X dynamite!
Ali: Sniper struggles to get the Ant Trap open!
Tony: But the boulder falls on his head... crushing Sniper beneath!
Ali: As the dynamite goes off!
G.R.I.X Dynamite: BLAAAM - OOOO!!!!
Tony: Sniper flies like a pitched rag-doll through the air... dropping several hundred feet to the asphalt highway below!
Ali: right on top a' empty bowl a' bird seed and a razor wire net that he placed there, how ironic!
Tony: No! Wait! Here comes er-no's hummer (**) down the highway.
Ali: Vrooom! It runs over the Sniper, crushing him under 12 wheels.
Tony: Ouch. We got road kill.
(er-no sticks a small sticker of Sniper on the side of his roadkill chart)
Ali: Oh, lookee there! It's Wile E. Coyote, super genius, sauntering over to the limp, mangled Sniper. The Coyote is luggin' with him a huge, black cauldron filled with water.
Tony: Well, looks like it's weird human stew for dinner tonight. From Ali and I this is goodnight, say goodnight Ali.
Ali: Goodnight Ali
(**) they wouldn't sell er-no a hummer so he brought a truck!
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Grix Thraves: What an event, and who would have thought that my Ant trap would have ended it, that was meant for er... forgot who it was meant for.. thanks for viewing, GOODNIGHT.
This was a er-SRTV production....
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Ali: Thanks for joining us on this ppv event, hopefully we can bring you some great action...
Tony: ...thanks to our Special Reserve fleet of flying, computer guided mini-cams we can easily track the Road Runner... there it is!
Ali: Sniper has perched himself on a high cliff face overlooking a stretch of empty desert highway, waiting for his prey to show up.
Tony: And down on that highway is a bowl full of bird seed. Appropriately enough, a sign is sticking out of it that says 'free bird seed'.
Ali: Road Runner stops by the bird seed... begins to peck at it...
Tony: Sniper aims his rifle - fires!
Ali: Road Runner steps to the side... it misses! Keeps eating bird seed...
Tony: Sniper fires again....
Ali: Road Runner steps to the side... another miss! peck, peck, peck...
Tony: Sniper throws out the razornetting to cover the whole area...
Ali: But Road Runner is finished...
Road Runner: Meep! Meep!
Tony: And Road Runner ... phoosh! It's off!!
Ali: Sniper keeps tracking, and continues to shoot at the speeding Road Runner... oops! It's gone.
(Sniper puts on a cloak that he has found)
Tony: No, wait! There it is - standing behind invisible Sniper now. The Road Runner got all the way up there on the cliff in the space of two heartbeats. Amazing. Hmmmm ... Can Road Runner even see Sniper through that hi-tech camoflauge?
Ali: Nah, I don't think so. Road Runner isn't looking at the human, anyways. I think the dumb bird just decided to go up on a cliff. Yep, the Road Runner is just standing there... vacant look in it's eyes...
Road Runner: Meep! Meep!
Tony: Sniper twirls around - fast as lightning - alerted by the noise!
Ali: Firestorm cannon fires, fires, fires, fires....!!!
Tony: Can't see! Smoke and dust everywhere from the cannon blasting into the desert rock and dirt...
Ali: Oh... wait.... Hey! Here's the Road Runner standing right next to us, now! ohhh, hey, it's kinda cute. C'mere Road Runner, I wanna give you some free games.
Road Runner: Meep! Meep!
Tony: The dust clears up on the cliff... wow, Sniper really blasted the area up good...
Ali: Making the surrounding area unstable... Look! A boulder is teetering... no! It's falling straight for the Sniper!
Tony: Sniper senses the danger... races to get away...
Ali: Snap! Hey! What's that? Somethin's got his leg stuck! Close-up SR cameras!
Tony: It's a device - it reads G.R.I.X Ant Trap.
Ali: Hey, what's that... a sparkle!
Tony: it's a lit fuse... leading towards a dark hole in the cliff by the Ant trap... and the hole is filled with a case of G.R.I.X dynamite!
Ali: Sniper struggles to get the Ant Trap open!
Tony: But the boulder falls on his head... crushing Sniper beneath!
Ali: As the dynamite goes off!
G.R.I.X Dynamite: BLAAAM - OOOO!!!!
Tony: Sniper flies like a pitched rag-doll through the air... dropping several hundred feet to the asphalt highway below!
Ali: right on top a' empty bowl a' bird seed and a razor wire net that he placed there, how ironic!
Tony: No! Wait! Here comes er-no's hummer (**) down the highway.
Ali: Vrooom! It runs over the Sniper, crushing him under 12 wheels.
Tony: Ouch. We got road kill.
(er-no sticks a small sticker of Sniper on the side of his roadkill chart)
Ali: Oh, lookee there! It's Wile E. Coyote, super genius, sauntering over to the limp, mangled Sniper. The Coyote is luggin' with him a huge, black cauldron filled with water.
Tony: Well, looks like it's weird human stew for dinner tonight. From Ali and I this is goodnight, say goodnight Ali.
Ali: Goodnight Ali
(**) they wouldn't sell er-no a hummer so he brought a truck!
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Grix Thraves: What an event, and who would have thought that my Ant trap would have ended it, that was meant for er... forgot who it was meant for.. thanks for viewing, GOODNIGHT.
This was a er-SRTV production....
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...soz Sniper
:D
...soz Sniper
:D
er-no wrote:
> THAT IS SO RUDE MR DARK!!
rude, it is goodm i aint reading any of
> your posts now.
Thats the way no-er I mean er-no :)
> THAT IS SO RUDE MR DARK!!
rude, it is goodm i aint reading any of
> your posts now.
Thats the way no-er I mean er-no :)
THAT IS SO RUDE MR DARK!!
rude, it is goodm i aint reading any of your posts now.
rude, it is goodm i aint reading any of your posts now.
Mr. Dark wrote:
> Who has read this all?
Advice on reading:
a. Turn on lights.
or
b. Change name to Mr. Light
> Who has read this all?
Advice on reading:
a. Turn on lights.
or
b. Change name to Mr. Light
EVERYBODY
It only takes 3 minutes and 12 seconds.
It only takes 3 minutes and 12 seconds.
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