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mister F. Fan sprung to mind for some reason.

Flockhart wrote:
> If that
> doesn't work, you can pursue alternatives like chewing gum, blasting
> John Lennon's song 'Cold Turkey.

What has dear old john done to annoy the anti-porn christians then, or is it that " we're bigger than jesus " what has cold turkey got to do with it, it's a song about drugs ?

well, I'm being dropped like a stone by the lotta ya. so I'll finish this beer and clamber into bed to dream of what could have been, before pulling my lazy ass outta bed for work.

nice talking to you guyz, and myst, anytime ...


adios

Mystique wrote:
> *Sins*

ah, you're not doing it properly

*Sins*

it's a sin to think of women who aren't your wife, in a sexual manner.

*sins*



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It's like millions of potential life forms being aborted at a time.

Forest Fan must be disgusted it goes on at all.

I think it says somewhere in the bible
You must not spill gods creation, so there you go :)

The site -- which advertises itself as the No. 1 Christian porn site -- features downloadable bible studies, a virtual prayer wall and free software that records sites visited by Internet users and sends the log to a third party. There is also plenty of practical advice. Here's what the pastors recommend instead of self-gratification:

"Remain calm and tell yourself, 'You don't own me, masturbation! I'm taking my life back!' (or something of that nature). If that doesn't work, you can pursue alternatives like chewing gum, blasting John Lennon's song 'Cold Turkey,' eating chocolate or whatever helps you best (not masturbation)."

I repeat, surely this is a joke.

I like the idea of a christian porn site, that doesnt actually have any porn on it, but gives you advice on how to avoid it.

Very_Metal wrote:
> Forest Fan wrote:
> I sprung to mind? Strange...
>
> not really, it's an article about w**kers :P

LOL