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"A joke"

This guy called Mark kills Peter's dad. To get his revenge Peter rapes Mark's mother. On the way to the asylum, Peter says to Mark "Aha I raped your mum and got revenge". Mark says "Revenge? My dad is still alive"........

......

[S] loses it

There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottishman, and they were all sitting at a breakfast table with their wives.

The Englishman says to his wife:
"Could you pass the sugar, sugar? (Pet name)
Then the Scottishman says to his wife:
"Could you pass the honey, honey?"
A few moments later, the Irishman says to his wife:
"Could you pass the milk, Cow?"

......

Azul wrote:
> By the way, it claims I'm saying "wh*re", rather than "who're".
*****

Didn't say nothing to me. Maybe it doesn't like you?

Timmargh wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> I don't know why, but that's created hilarious imagery of some
> random
> bloke in a wheelchair racing nobody in particular...
> *****
>
> Wh*'re you calling random?

Some... random bloke in a wheelchair...

By the way, it claims I'm saying "wh*re", rather than "who're".
How retarded.

Snot even a joke.

Just a crap statement.

Azul wrote:
> I don't know why, but that's created hilarious imagery of some random
> bloke in a wheelchair racing nobody in particular...
*****

Who're you calling random?

Heh, reminds me of Joe from Family Guy.

"You do an impression of me?"

"Er... Hi, my name's Joe. My legs don't work but I make up for it by having a ridiculously strong upper-body."

"Heh. It's true - I do say that sometimes."

Azul wrote:
> Ashman wrote:
> EDIT: Gah, speedy Timmargh.
>
> I don't know why, but that's created hilarious imagery of some random
> bloke in a wheelchair racing nobody in particular...

[URL]http://www.planetnintendo.co.uk/wheelchair_racer.jpg[/URL]

Something comparable to this, mmm?

I really don't get it.

Dying ain't personal enough?

Paradox: wrote:
> *dies*

Personally i just pressed the back button.