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Apparently Werewolf Was Allergic To Peanuts
NEW ORLEANS—The werewolf who died while attacking a young woman Sunday must have been allergic to peanuts, experts said Tuesday. "The wolfman crashed through the intended victim's front window, but before the accursed beast could tear her apart in a savage fury, he stepped in a bowl of honey-roasted peanuts," said Dr. Alex Price, professor of lycanthropic studies at Tulane University. "Within seconds, the hellbeast's face began to swell, and he collapsed into an anaphylactic attack, unable to breathe." Price said that, had the werewolf not been more animal than man at the time of the attack, he likely would have used the epinephrine injection pen paramedics found in the breast pocket of his shirt.

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Yeah, it's really cliche to love The Onion, but this made me laugh like a spaz. Go now! [URL]http://www.theonion.com[/URL]

Kilgore Trout wrote:
> What about hero?

You callin' me gay?

*Beats chest*
Rasha rasha rasha...


;^D

This is good too [URL]http://www.framleyexaminer.com/pages/index.html[/URL]

Mumbai Duck wrote:
> On the other hand, I am alergic to morphine (as the docs discovered
> when they filled me with it |^) ) - which probably rules out
> heroine too, so I have to settle for a life-destroying addiction to
> fancy nuts instead. *Sigh*

What about hero?

Flockhart wrote:
> Azul wrote:
> Seriously though, I feel sorry for you.
> Mmm, morphine...
>
> It's just as well, it's powerful stuff and is quite addictive, tastes
> sickly sweet though, from my recollection anyway.

Morphine is so bad, you go on such a downer as it wears off :-(

Flockhart wrote:
> It's just as well, it's powerful stuff and is quite addictive, tastes
> sickly sweet though, from my recollection anyway.

Intravenous all the way for me - losing my grasp on reality in style :^D

They gave me a little button to administer my on doses when the pain got too much, but they took it away when my arm started welting and swelling. I didn't have it for long. :^(

Still, I found you can detach your mind from pain, so it doesn't have quite the same impact on you. Tricky though, when it gets intense...

Azul wrote:
> Seriously though, I feel sorry for you.
> Mmm, morphine...

It's just as well, it's powerful stuff and is quite addictive, tastes sickly sweet though, from my recollection anyway.

:-D

Works for me... not..anymore... guess it's down.

Dead link

You're allergic to morphine?
So you can't watch the Matrix movies? (I'm oh so sorry)

Seriously though, I feel sorry for you.
Mmm, morphine...