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"Another "Poem" about SR employees"

This is a SONG - Meka it's a SONG - that you will all recognise, Ali sees Joe leaving, Tony doesn't no whether he is in reality, webmaster is not letting Ali quit and all because of the picking of CBFD way too many times, :P enjoy.



Tony:

Is this the real life, is this just fantasy
Caught in the FOG, no escape from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the television
Forum's not reality, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, little high, little low
Anyway the forum goes, doesn't really matter to me
...to me

Webmaster:

Mama, just banned a man, put a cookie against his reg.
Clicked the buttom, now he's fled
Tony, SR had just begun
But everyone is now picking 'Bad Fur Day'
Mama oooh... the Share price is making me cry
I will be back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Joe:

Too late, my time has come, the console war is over
Users leaving without a trace
Goodbye everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave Ali behind and face the truth
Tony oooh
I don't want to die, I sometimes wish I'd never picked that winner at all

Ali: (Joe in brackets) {webmaster in brakets}

I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, scaramouche, Joe you better come back here
Picking games a day, very very frightening
'Conkers bad fur day' (Sorry Ali)
'Conkers bad fur day' (Sorry Ali)
'Conkers bad fur day' (goodbye now)
But I'm just a employee and webmasters going to kill me
Conkers Bad Fur Day has been picked too many times
Spare me my life from this loss of sponduli
gameaday gameaday, will you let me go
{you have a contract! SR will not let you go,} let him go
{you have a contract! SR will not let you go,} let him go
{you have a contract! SR will not let you go,} let him go
{Will not let you go, let me go}
{Will not let you go let me go}
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Tony 1, Tony 2, tony 3 let me go
webmaster has had a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

webmaster:

So you think you can pick an expensive game that many times.
Conkers Bad Fur Day 60 x 5?
Oh Ali, can't do this to me Ali
Just please pick a cheap game, any one out of these

Tony:

Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters, nothing really matters to me


Hope you enjoyed it.
er-no

I didn't know my PC payed tax. I see er-no is bossing you around again Tony... nice additions to the song though...

Grix Thraves wrote:
> "Damn... my computer is too slow... my hardware is out of
> date... DAMN YOU MICROSOFT!!"

It's the CHANCELLOR'S fault. They overtaxed your computer.

er-no wrote:
and I am upset at the moment, Black & White
> doesn't run on my PC, I HATE WINDOWS even MORE NOW!

Buy a brand spanking new MAXX PC - now with MegaGigaBytes

All of it?

its all crap!

"Damn... my computer is too slow... my hardware is out of date... DAMN YOU MICROSOFT!!"

aaragghhh, Tony, please please please change the title to say poem, otherwise meka will have a field day and we will get songs for the rest of the year.

and I am upset at the moment, Black & White doesn't run on my PC, I HATE WINDOWS even MORE NOW!

"The Song about SR employees"...

yes but I have called this a poem, meka can't do anything with this as a poem! muhh hahaha

He's just lucky Meka isn't here...

We need to get this out of sight before he comes... God knows what damage he could do if he saw this...