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"I found a pube"

I bought chips in Blue Lagoon next to Central Station in Glasgow and there it was staring at me.

Teach me to be unhealthy and I had just done a crappy exam.

Sympathy please.

SHEEPY wrote:
> ~Darling~ wrote:
> more like thats the only one you had...
>
> i'll get my coat....
>
> *gets coat*
>
> I'm surprised nobody has made a joke about my title.
>
> " Well done, you're a man now "

Too obvious..and i was too concerned with the pube...

SHEEPY wrote:
> It was black and quite curly


Hmm...as I suspected!!

~Darling~ wrote:
> more like thats the only one you had...
>
> i'll get my coat....
>
> *gets coat*

I'm surprised nobody has made a joke about my title.

" Well done, you're a man now "

It was black and quite curly

It was on the third chip I picked up, I felt sick immediately.

One guy was old and grey so I'm guessing it other one.

I was very hungry and annoyed

Yes, I also get 'tales' from low lifes in Central Station.

" uv lowst ma wallit, gonnaw lee us a quid "

more like thats the only one you had...

i'll get my coat....

*gets coat*

I wondered where i'd left that, it was the only one I had left :|

You have my sympathy as finding a pube in your chips is about the worst thing that can happen, when you're hungry. And it also tells you that someone has been shafting the King Edwards again.

Incidentally I once tried to market an adult puzzle game called the Rubiks Pube, in which you had to find the soap. You were armed with a pair of tweezers and a rubber glove.

It was well received but someone complained that the warning "this product may contain small parts" was offensive and due to the threat of litigation, I had to remove my Pubes from the shops.

A sad story.

Are you talking about the Blue Lagoon next to Argyle Street Station and the large BHS shop? (I think its a BHS)

Because me and mates got asked for money outside that one. It was fun.

"Ah don wanna pressure you, sonny, but ah need the cash"

Was it buried in the chips or just laying on the top?

What colour was it?

Could you tell who's it was by matching colour of pube to colour of hair and get that worker sacked?

Did you keep it as evidence, cos i got a little plastic bag for you to keep it in

Call in E_B

Maybe it was one of theirs?

*vomits a lot*