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What do you make of this?
Genuine interesting and useful fact?
Or myth started by more expensive petrol companies and perpetuated by the kinds of men who'll buy into the emperors' clothes of such garbage so they can sound clever?
Petrol's expensive enough, without having to pay from my gas guzzling family to freeload off what I put in the car (I seeth for every hour I work my crap job to pay for their screwing me over). Can you save me some money?!
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Such as BP, Texaco, Shell, etc.
The prices are often the same, and that's how you can tell.
That is my understanding anyway.
> Saggy, you seem troubled.
I'm beginning to doubt my father's intentions. I think that Coal could live a lot longer than a day, with the right loving and care given to it. Therefore I think that my dad was a murderer.
> SHEEPY wrote:
> Petrol
>
> as in Mmmmmm Petrol?
As in my pet roll? Supermarkets could be on to something here: a product which you can take care of, eat or use as fuel. Every christmas I used to get a lump of coal in my stocking and had to look after it all day. I'd put it on a leash and take it round my mates house, to see how many better presents he'd got this year. Then after dinner my dad would tell me that Coca had died (I always named my coal coca) and we needed to cremate him in order that he could pass on to the other side.
We'd sit and watch as Coca and his friends, who sadly had to join him every year, were passed on to the angels to look after.
Sometimes my tears would be scalding, as they slid down my cheeks, such was the warmth of Coca's love as he combusted.
Ashes to ashes
dust to dust
Cocas gone to heaven
as all fossil fuels must
> Petrol
as in Mmmmmm Petrol?