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Now i love those stories that frix writes and many others so shall we have this one post made to write one continuos story and see how long we can make it
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Despite it now being Friday and near enough the afternoon for the staff to start leaving, the guys were all shouting at each other over something.
"hahaha, it worked!" said Tony, staring out of the window of the penthouse office suite he had had purpose built. "With this notibles thread I have started off a slagging match that has kept them busy and prevented them from trying to get inside."
"You know," shouted Ant up to the window where Tony stood, "If you don't want us to hear what you're saying, you should try speaking without using the megaphone."
"Drat!" said Tony as the words carried for 6 miles across the rolling hills and into the distance. "And I would of got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids."
"Wrong story." said Ant as he went back to stop er-no from launching another flying fist attack on Grix.
"hahaha, it worked!" said Tony, staring out of the window of the penthouse office suite he had had purpose built. "With this notibles thread I have started off a slagging match that has kept them busy and prevented them from trying to get inside."
"You know," shouted Ant up to the window where Tony stood, "If you don't want us to hear what you're saying, you should try speaking without using the megaphone."
"Drat!" said Tony as the words carried for 6 miles across the rolling hills and into the distance. "And I would of got away with it if it wasn't for you meddling kids."
"Wrong story." said Ant as he went back to stop er-no from launching another flying fist attack on Grix.
In the meantime Golden Rhino snuck off to the SR mansion with a box in his hand?
He opens the gates with his charge and sneaks up to the front door of the mansion.
He drops the box containing baby hamsters in rings the bell and charges back out.
Then Tony comes to answer the door and he looks rather shocked
He opens the gates with his charge and sneaks up to the front door of the mansion.
He drops the box containing baby hamsters in rings the bell and charges back out.
Then Tony comes to answer the door and he looks rather shocked
''look Grix lets here him out, he may be able to help''
(while listening to Fishsticks plan what everyone had forgot about was Sniper)
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Sniper had made his way around to the other side of the SR building, getting around to this heavily windowed side was no easy task, barb wire and fencing filled the fields, Sniper looked up at the two massive towersat either sides of him, from the plans Wookie Monster had one of the towers had the supply of games in while the other had all the employees. He walkie talkied back to Ant who was still listening to Fishsticks plan and had not heard the Walkie Talkie sound off. Sniper thought this was fine as not many people normally replied to him.
There he stood, screaming and yelling strange sounds, sounds that only those little men in Yoshi's Island could make, Sniper remembered the plan and after 6 seconds of yelling he hid behind a fence that was half his actual size...
...inside the left tower Ali walked to the window.
'Keep working Joe, nobody said you could get up'
Ali had got to the Window and had seen Sniper hiding behind a part of fencing that only covered half of him. He looked at him for a good 12 seconds, Sniper thought he had complted his mission and began to run back.
Ali told Joe to phone the number again, so Joe dialed the 3 digit number.
'Smithers release the hounds'
( the paddock door opened )
Sniper took a quick look around and saw 12 evil looking dogs coming towards him, he instantly soiled himself and began to make a hasty get away, he used all the speed he had picked up while playing sports 5 years ago, and still the gained on him, he began to scream and was no way near the meeting point, one of the hounds jumped at his legs and pulled him to the ground with a vicous bite, all the hounds were around him now and drool hanging out of there over-teethed mouths, then one of the dogs began to sniff, sniffing then came amongst the other dogs and they walked closer to Sniper, they began to sniff his groin area and one of the dogs passed out, then another, then another until there was one dog left, Sniper punched the last straight in the nose and the dog yelped and ran away.
Sniper had escaped death with only a bleeding leg to worry about, he slowly made his way back to the meeting point were everyone was still listening to Fishsticks plan.
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'DAMN, DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!' Ali shouted
'what happened Ali' ever inquisitive Joe asked
'I knew I shouldn't have let you choose the release dogs'
'But those Giant Poodles were cute'
.........
(while listening to Fishsticks plan what everyone had forgot about was Sniper)
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Sniper had made his way around to the other side of the SR building, getting around to this heavily windowed side was no easy task, barb wire and fencing filled the fields, Sniper looked up at the two massive towersat either sides of him, from the plans Wookie Monster had one of the towers had the supply of games in while the other had all the employees. He walkie talkied back to Ant who was still listening to Fishsticks plan and had not heard the Walkie Talkie sound off. Sniper thought this was fine as not many people normally replied to him.
There he stood, screaming and yelling strange sounds, sounds that only those little men in Yoshi's Island could make, Sniper remembered the plan and after 6 seconds of yelling he hid behind a fence that was half his actual size...
...inside the left tower Ali walked to the window.
'Keep working Joe, nobody said you could get up'
Ali had got to the Window and had seen Sniper hiding behind a part of fencing that only covered half of him. He looked at him for a good 12 seconds, Sniper thought he had complted his mission and began to run back.
Ali told Joe to phone the number again, so Joe dialed the 3 digit number.
'Smithers release the hounds'
( the paddock door opened )
Sniper took a quick look around and saw 12 evil looking dogs coming towards him, he instantly soiled himself and began to make a hasty get away, he used all the speed he had picked up while playing sports 5 years ago, and still the gained on him, he began to scream and was no way near the meeting point, one of the hounds jumped at his legs and pulled him to the ground with a vicous bite, all the hounds were around him now and drool hanging out of there over-teethed mouths, then one of the dogs began to sniff, sniffing then came amongst the other dogs and they walked closer to Sniper, they began to sniff his groin area and one of the dogs passed out, then another, then another until there was one dog left, Sniper punched the last straight in the nose and the dog yelped and ran away.
Sniper had escaped death with only a bleeding leg to worry about, he slowly made his way back to the meeting point were everyone was still listening to Fishsticks plan.
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'DAMN, DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN!' Ali shouted
'what happened Ali' ever inquisitive Joe asked
'I knew I shouldn't have let you choose the release dogs'
'But those Giant Poodles were cute'
.........
No longer had Grix's brain entered the SRHQ, he was being kicked out the front door by the SRHQ security guards.
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"Well that worked" Grix muttered to his brain
"well i don't see you coming up with any good ideas"
"how can i your my brain"
The argument stopped and Grix lit another cigarette, he was about to pu it into his mouth, when someone knocked it out of his hand
"OK, who did that" Grix roared while rolling up his sleeves
"That would be me" said an unknown voice, and came not from Grix's posse, but from behind Grix.
Mysterious figure was leaning against the only tree in site, it was a male aged about 16 but his name was unknown
"You know, it's bad to smoke," said the mysterious person "but you would know that being so clever"
"Well, I ...." Grix said while starting to blush
"I was being sarcastic you know!? your trying to break into the highest security building on the planet, and you think your clever, you got to be joking," the mysterious person laughed
"by the way my names Fishstick, and i might have a plan that can get you into the building." Fishstick said
Fishstick!? what a crappy name?"Grix muttered
"I heard that"
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"Well that worked" Grix muttered to his brain
"well i don't see you coming up with any good ideas"
"how can i your my brain"
The argument stopped and Grix lit another cigarette, he was about to pu it into his mouth, when someone knocked it out of his hand
"OK, who did that" Grix roared while rolling up his sleeves
"That would be me" said an unknown voice, and came not from Grix's posse, but from behind Grix.
Mysterious figure was leaning against the only tree in site, it was a male aged about 16 but his name was unknown
"You know, it's bad to smoke," said the mysterious person "but you would know that being so clever"
"Well, I ...." Grix said while starting to blush
"I was being sarcastic you know!? your trying to break into the highest security building on the planet, and you think your clever, you got to be joking," the mysterious person laughed
"by the way my names Fishstick, and i might have a plan that can get you into the building." Fishstick said
Fishstick!? what a crappy name?"Grix muttered
"I heard that"
"Damn."
Well, the dogs were all hyperactive from high sugar intake, but it still wasn't friday.
"Damn."
Ah well. They could just break in now... but the place was too busy. They would get spotted straight away.
"Damn."
So it looked like Friday was stil the key date.
"Damn."
"Grix! Will you stop saying damn please!" The Game moaned. "The jokes worn off now!"
Grix lit a cigarette, breathed through it... and slowly and calmly poured the smoke into the atmosphere.
"I never said anything about a 'joke'."
The Game peered at Grix down his long, thin nose. "What?"
Grix blew some smoke in The Game's direction. And coughed.
"Sorry. Never mind."
"Good. Now shut up."
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Grix's brain, put on a black balaclava, and decided to take things into his own "hands". He swung a grappling hook onto the roof of SRHQ, and began to "pull" himself up the rope...
He stopped halfway up the building, and climbed in through a window...
Well, the dogs were all hyperactive from high sugar intake, but it still wasn't friday.
"Damn."
Ah well. They could just break in now... but the place was too busy. They would get spotted straight away.
"Damn."
So it looked like Friday was stil the key date.
"Damn."
"Grix! Will you stop saying damn please!" The Game moaned. "The jokes worn off now!"
Grix lit a cigarette, breathed through it... and slowly and calmly poured the smoke into the atmosphere.
"I never said anything about a 'joke'."
The Game peered at Grix down his long, thin nose. "What?"
Grix blew some smoke in The Game's direction. And coughed.
"Sorry. Never mind."
"Good. Now shut up."
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Grix's brain, put on a black balaclava, and decided to take things into his own "hands". He swung a grappling hook onto the roof of SRHQ, and began to "pull" himself up the rope...
He stopped halfway up the building, and climbed in through a window...
"Why are you running??" Ant said, oblivious to the threats in front of him.
"Because of them!!" er-no screamed, pointing at the large, fast 'dogs' running towards them.
Ant stared at them, "They're only, dogs!! Come here, come here little doggie.." Ant beckoned the dogs toward him.
"Ant! Run, you idiot!" Grix shouted.
But Ant just stood there, as the dogs ran towards him.
The others covered their eyes as Ant....
Was licked by the dogs, who had stopped running and were playfully jumping around with Ant.
The posse walked over to him.
"I didn't know you had a special 'thing' with dogs," Grix said.
"Neither did I," Ant said.
"So why did y-" er-no started.
"Leave him," Grix interrupted,"I think his clever spell has worn off now. He's back to being the stupid one in the stories now."
"SUGAR!!" Ant cried, as he ran off towards the local newsagents.
"Because of them!!" er-no screamed, pointing at the large, fast 'dogs' running towards them.
Ant stared at them, "They're only, dogs!! Come here, come here little doggie.." Ant beckoned the dogs toward him.
"Ant! Run, you idiot!" Grix shouted.
But Ant just stood there, as the dogs ran towards him.
The others covered their eyes as Ant....
Was licked by the dogs, who had stopped running and were playfully jumping around with Ant.
The posse walked over to him.
"I didn't know you had a special 'thing' with dogs," Grix said.
"Neither did I," Ant said.
"So why did y-" er-no started.
"Leave him," Grix interrupted,"I think his clever spell has worn off now. He's back to being the stupid one in the stories now."
"SUGAR!!" Ant cried, as he ran off towards the local newsagents.
Oi, why am I the weakest link then?
I'll sort you, I will
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*Joe picks up the red phone and dials a 3-digit number*
"Hello?"
"Smithers, release the hounds"
"Yessir!"
*slams down phone*
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A strange cloud of dust appears on the horizon, growing larger as it moved ever closer to the SRHQ car park, where the gang were awaiting Sniper's signal.
"Wassat?" said er-no.
"Dunno... it looks like a cloud of dust on the horizon to me..." Replied Grix, as he glanced up from the book he was studying - "101 ways to break into SR Towers, by Mr I.M. Possible"
Er-no kept staring at the cloud, squinting to try and bring it into focus. Suddenly, he saw the fangs glinting in the light, the jumble of legs pounding at the ground, and realised what it was
"Er... guys...... "
"What NOW er-no?" Demanded Grix, impatiently, as er-no had disturbed him again.
"I really think we should get out of here..." Er-no turned, and started to run
"Don't be so stupi..." Grix stood up, a look of anger on his face "...oh... I see... Er....... Damn"
I'll sort you, I will
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*Joe picks up the red phone and dials a 3-digit number*
"Hello?"
"Smithers, release the hounds"
"Yessir!"
*slams down phone*
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A strange cloud of dust appears on the horizon, growing larger as it moved ever closer to the SRHQ car park, where the gang were awaiting Sniper's signal.
"Wassat?" said er-no.
"Dunno... it looks like a cloud of dust on the horizon to me..." Replied Grix, as he glanced up from the book he was studying - "101 ways to break into SR Towers, by Mr I.M. Possible"
Er-no kept staring at the cloud, squinting to try and bring it into focus. Suddenly, he saw the fangs glinting in the light, the jumble of legs pounding at the ground, and realised what it was
"Er... guys...... "
"What NOW er-no?" Demanded Grix, impatiently, as er-no had disturbed him again.
"I really think we should get out of here..." Er-no turned, and started to run
"Don't be so stupi..." Grix stood up, a look of anger on his face "...oh... I see... Er....... Damn"
er-no being safely away from the wall of the building was talking to Grix on the low frequency stealth walkie talkies.
'Grix I know that there is an insider who may be willing to help us out'
'Who is this' Grix replied
'He goes by the name of J. Lawson, but he said we can call him Joe, I feel that he is the so called weakest link and that with his access to all areas of the SRHQ...'
'This is a good plan, but er-no you have not fought it out'
'In what way?'
'Well Joe may be the weakest link but he is very loyal to Ali and Tony and anything that Jow does is because Ali is over his right shoulder the whole time watching him, so I would suggest a distraction, we all know that SNIPER has an emazing technique for distracting people.'
'so..'
'so we get SNIPER to go and make loud annoying noises near Ali's office, he will then leave his computer screen, which is running Netop and he watches all that Joe does, with his mind away for 5-10 seconds we get FM to send an instant meessage to Mr Lawson'
'Grix, why is it always you that thinks of the plans'
'Not this time er-no, this time it was you'
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SNIPER was ready, his life had now received purpose, no longer was he the person that watched the LEXX program on channel 5, now he was 'The Distracter' he would use all his phrases to aloow the needed seconds to get the message to Joe, Ant and GR gave the command for the run, SNIPER began......
'Grix I know that there is an insider who may be willing to help us out'
'Who is this' Grix replied
'He goes by the name of J. Lawson, but he said we can call him Joe, I feel that he is the so called weakest link and that with his access to all areas of the SRHQ...'
'This is a good plan, but er-no you have not fought it out'
'In what way?'
'Well Joe may be the weakest link but he is very loyal to Ali and Tony and anything that Jow does is because Ali is over his right shoulder the whole time watching him, so I would suggest a distraction, we all know that SNIPER has an emazing technique for distracting people.'
'so..'
'so we get SNIPER to go and make loud annoying noises near Ali's office, he will then leave his computer screen, which is running Netop and he watches all that Joe does, with his mind away for 5-10 seconds we get FM to send an instant meessage to Mr Lawson'
'Grix, why is it always you that thinks of the plans'
'Not this time er-no, this time it was you'
...
SNIPER was ready, his life had now received purpose, no longer was he the person that watched the LEXX program on channel 5, now he was 'The Distracter' he would use all his phrases to aloow the needed seconds to get the message to Joe, Ant and GR gave the command for the run, SNIPER began......
You'll have to ask Ant, he's the clever one around here.
...Are we going to have to wait until friday to post the next part now?
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