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"I didn't know whether to laugh or cry"

Today i was working on my checkout. I could hear my collegue behind me making polite conversation with her customer when they had an amusing moment..

Customer:Ooooh someones left their white stick behind
My Collegue: Oh dear the blind man was looking for that earlier!

Just made me laugh, out loud, and considering it's 1:50-ish and no one else i posting much i thought i'd do this!

So..um..yeah..how is everyone?

MoJoJoJo wrote:
> If I can't get a treble vodka wherever I am (some places don't do
> them) I ask for two doubles then put them together to make some sort
> of super vodka. Hits the spot.
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Why not just ask for Absynth and be done with it?

Haha.

How can a blind man forget his stick really?! how would he get anywhere without it?

How s(t)ick

HAHAHahaha, that's the funniest thing ive heard all day!!

Hhahaha, im picturing the blind man as he walks out the shop and falls over a curb.

"Where's my stick, oh god, i cant get home."

4-6 shots of vodka and lemonade in a pint glass, some places do it for a fiver.

Mmmmmm

If I can't get a treble vodka wherever I am (some places don't do them) I ask for two doubles then put them together to make some sort of super vodka. Hits the spot.

The sagacious one wrote:
> Sheepy; have you just authorised an assault on rebel communist forces?

Yes, they're in my bathtub.

I love vodka, it makes me all warm and fuzzy inside. Literally.

If I have vodka and Jack Daniels on the same night I'm pretty gone.

I drank almost an entire 70cl bottle of vodka all to myself this time last week. I wasn't even sick. I should have been hospitalised.

I've developed something of a tolerance for spirits. Four pints will have me all over the place, yet it takes about 20 shots of vodka for the same effect.

Vodka gives me really bad memory loss though, so I've given it up for now.

Alcohol is bad, kids. Don't do it.

Sheepy; have you just authorised an assault on rebel communist forces?