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Fri 07/05/04 at 19:04
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Ok, sod the Atkins, I want a diet that gets you FAT.

Seriously. I hate eating, but I really need to put weight on. Also a problem being that I'm really er.. skint. So "eat at McDonalds four times a day" isn't a great idea, and I don't want skin like a fish either.

Didn't Robert De Nero drink pints and pints of ice cream for Raging Bull? Maybe I could do that.

(Bare in mind, I don't really want to be -fat-, just put weight on)
Sat 08/05/04 at 00:38
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English_Bloke wrote:
> How much do you weigh, Grix?

As the Official Grix Answerphone Service, while the big man himself's disappeared somewhere, I believe it's about 10 stone, though it's only just gone that high. He's about 6' too, when his back's not at 90° to his lower body.
Sat 08/05/04 at 00:31
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"es argh"
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Butter some cheese them put it in the microwave for 20 seconds.

Yum.

Then call the ambulance brigade.
Sat 08/05/04 at 00:20
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"Excommunicated"
Posts: 23,284
Have mine

Sheepy: Has lost half a stone this month
Fri 07/05/04 at 19:44
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"SOUP!"
Posts: 13,017
Bread.

Thats all you need.
Fri 07/05/04 at 19:39
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"Puerile Shagging"
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How much do you weigh, Grix?
Fri 07/05/04 at 19:38
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I eat LOADS every day but I never seem to put any weight on.

T'is really strange.
Fri 07/05/04 at 19:36
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Liar liar bums on fire.
Fri 07/05/04 at 19:35
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"possibly impossible"
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omg wtf lol wrote:
> I bet you have smelly breath, pb.

Just wait till I've had my 3 cloves of garlic, THEN you'll see smelly breath.

Except you can't see it.

And we're on a forum.

And I eat mints.
Fri 07/05/04 at 19:33
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I bet you have smelly breath, pb.
Fri 07/05/04 at 19:30
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"possibly impossible"
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Yes, eggs, potatoes and pasta.

hm.

Spanish Omelette - eggs, potatoes and any green stuff you can find, plus peppers. All very nice and recommended. It's also very thick and nice cold too. Your mouth will love you for the rest of your life.

Then, buy cheap meatballs. Tesco has their own pork ones for about 49p a tin I think. Boil the pasta, add some chopped tomatoes (again, cheap tin will only set you back about 20p at the most) and put the tomatoes in once you've taken the water out. Simmer for about 2 mins while you microwave the meatballs. Once they're ready, mix it all together and add pepper to taste.

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