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Miyamoto sits on his desk with a screwdriver and the GameCube controller next to him. Papers with all sorts of designs sprawl on the table.
Enter Yuji Naka
Shigsy: Welcome Mr Naka to my office please sit down.
Naka: Oh thanks, so what is the problem Mr Miyamoto?
Shigsy: I would like to discuss what games would you be producing for the GameCube.
Naka: Sonic will be a major part of my plans, oh yes. I do not have immediate plans on any other games Sonic is our priority both for the Game Cube versions and GBA.
Shigsy: I think a Sonic game would be very appealing, but a game with both Sonic and Mario would be even greater, it would give us a chance to work together.
Naka: I agree it would be good but we are on several projects already for the GC, PS2 and the last batch of DC game. Can I have a look at how the controller design is going?
Shigsy: Here you go. Be gentle with it!
Naka examines the new built controller. He wiggles the stick around….
Naka: Not bad, not bad the function of the controller is good overall; I like the way that it’s so comfortable and the buttons are very easy to reach.
Shigsy: I’ve spent over 2 years on that, I’m really please with the product.
Naka: I think the Game Cube has great potential to create a solely Games dedicated machine; Sega would be pleased to make games on your machine.
Shigsy: We are proud of our new machine that will, alongside the PS2 be a machine for all ages and will be another console in the gaming market; we are not in a war with them.
Naka: So what is the release date for the GameCube?
Shigsy: We expect no delays on production of the Game Cube for the Japanese launch.
Naka: What about the US launch will there be enough to supply for them, looking at the recent incidents with the low supply of PS2’s in the US at the launch.
Shigsy: Well with have countered that, we have gone well into decision on how many units to ship in to the US that will be in high supply. I’m sure Sony have fixed that problem now.
Naka: So what about Europe?
Miyamoto: The set release date for Europe is next spring, by then we will have enough to supply for the Europeans and we will have enough games to bring to them at the European launch.
Naka: Around how much would you think in English pounds it would cost to purchase the machine?
Shigsy: Around £150 and £200, we will sell some machines with games supplied for around £250.
Naka: What kind of disks will you be using, you cannot use normal CD’s as game pirates can copy your game on normal CD easily.
Shigsy: We have designed a CD that will only be used by us for GameCube games. No other people will be able to use our disks other than Panasonic they are creating a DVD version of the GameCube.
Naka: Will the Game Cube have online capabilities?
Shigsy: I hope so online gaming is becoming a major part of multi-playing in gaming. We hope the broadband modems will be available at the Japanese launch. Currently the PS2 has no online gaming yet, we hope to beat them to it with some games that take this feature up the right way.
Naka: Online gaming is very important to our DC owners at the moment they love playing things such as Phantasy Star online and Quake 3 online with the other Dreamcast owners, it proves that it was a very popular decision Sega has made. What kind of online technology will you use?
Shigsy: We will be able to use the broadband technology I hope by then. Broadband is the most powerful modem around and it will guarantee good results for any GameCube user in the future.
Naka: Okay thanks, so is E3 going to be a big date for you guys?
Shigsy: Ah yes we currently will have some playable games ready for the E3 show next month, we will hopefully have Zelda GC, Metroid GC, Mario GC, Wave Racer, Too human, Rogue Squadron and Dinosaur Planet to be playable in the show, hopefully the media will see a good future for this machine.
Naka: Thank you this talk has helped me quite a bit thanks. I see good things for this machine.
Miyamoto: Our people is currently is hard at work trying to get the technology just right for the machine.
I hope to bring you more positive feedback next time.
Yuji Naka walks out..... Shigsy gets back to work with his GC controller again.
Enter Yuji Naka
Shigsy: Welcome Mr Naka to my office please sit down.
Naka: Oh thanks, so what is the problem Mr Miyamoto?
Shigsy: I would like to discuss what games would you be producing for the GameCube.
Naka: Sonic will be a major part of my plans, oh yes. I do not have immediate plans on any other games Sonic is our priority both for the Game Cube versions and GBA.
Shigsy: I think a Sonic game would be very appealing, but a game with both Sonic and Mario would be even greater, it would give us a chance to work together.
Naka: I agree it would be good but we are on several projects already for the GC, PS2 and the last batch of DC game. Can I have a look at how the controller design is going?
Shigsy: Here you go. Be gentle with it!
Naka examines the new built controller. He wiggles the stick around….
Naka: Not bad, not bad the function of the controller is good overall; I like the way that it’s so comfortable and the buttons are very easy to reach.
Shigsy: I’ve spent over 2 years on that, I’m really please with the product.
Naka: I think the Game Cube has great potential to create a solely Games dedicated machine; Sega would be pleased to make games on your machine.
Shigsy: We are proud of our new machine that will, alongside the PS2 be a machine for all ages and will be another console in the gaming market; we are not in a war with them.
Naka: So what is the release date for the GameCube?
Shigsy: We expect no delays on production of the Game Cube for the Japanese launch.
Naka: What about the US launch will there be enough to supply for them, looking at the recent incidents with the low supply of PS2’s in the US at the launch.
Shigsy: Well with have countered that, we have gone well into decision on how many units to ship in to the US that will be in high supply. I’m sure Sony have fixed that problem now.
Naka: So what about Europe?
Miyamoto: The set release date for Europe is next spring, by then we will have enough to supply for the Europeans and we will have enough games to bring to them at the European launch.
Naka: Around how much would you think in English pounds it would cost to purchase the machine?
Shigsy: Around £150 and £200, we will sell some machines with games supplied for around £250.
Naka: What kind of disks will you be using, you cannot use normal CD’s as game pirates can copy your game on normal CD easily.
Shigsy: We have designed a CD that will only be used by us for GameCube games. No other people will be able to use our disks other than Panasonic they are creating a DVD version of the GameCube.
Naka: Will the Game Cube have online capabilities?
Shigsy: I hope so online gaming is becoming a major part of multi-playing in gaming. We hope the broadband modems will be available at the Japanese launch. Currently the PS2 has no online gaming yet, we hope to beat them to it with some games that take this feature up the right way.
Naka: Online gaming is very important to our DC owners at the moment they love playing things such as Phantasy Star online and Quake 3 online with the other Dreamcast owners, it proves that it was a very popular decision Sega has made. What kind of online technology will you use?
Shigsy: We will be able to use the broadband technology I hope by then. Broadband is the most powerful modem around and it will guarantee good results for any GameCube user in the future.
Naka: Okay thanks, so is E3 going to be a big date for you guys?
Shigsy: Ah yes we currently will have some playable games ready for the E3 show next month, we will hopefully have Zelda GC, Metroid GC, Mario GC, Wave Racer, Too human, Rogue Squadron and Dinosaur Planet to be playable in the show, hopefully the media will see a good future for this machine.
Naka: Thank you this talk has helped me quite a bit thanks. I see good things for this machine.
Miyamoto: Our people is currently is hard at work trying to get the technology just right for the machine.
I hope to bring you more positive feedback next time.
Yuji Naka walks out..... Shigsy gets back to work with his GC controller again.
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GR what is your point.....anyway does this topic help a bit....it was built to be helpful and at the same time predictive.
Does this make sense to you YH!
All of a sudden, a team of terrorists sent by Sony run in....
"Get your hands up in the air, Ninty scum!!" The leader screams.
Miyamato sticks hands in the air.
"Do we want Mario games on PS2?? Another terrorist asked.
"No!!!" The rest of them chanted.
"Your hands aren't high enough!" The terrorist shouted, and then he blew Miyamato's head off with a sawed off shotgun.
Then, Naka walks in, "Hey, what's all the fuss ab-"
"Hands in the air now!!"
Naka put his hands in the air.
"Now, give us permission to get all your DC games onto PS2, to join the many other superb games coming out for PS2!!"
"Okay....you can have them all....them all, including PSO and Shenmue!" Naka responded shakily.
"Good, now sign this to confirm it!!"
Naka signed it.
"Right. You are not needed anymore."
The terrorists proccedded to blow his head off as well.
"Our work today is done. Sony will once again rule the gaming world!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
Suddenly Bill Gates walks in.
BOOOOOOOMMM!!! Bill Gates is obliterated into a thousand pieces thanks to the rocket launcher one of the terrorists held.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
"Get your hands up in the air, Ninty scum!!" The leader screams.
Miyamato sticks hands in the air.
"Do we want Mario games on PS2?? Another terrorist asked.
"No!!!" The rest of them chanted.
"Your hands aren't high enough!" The terrorist shouted, and then he blew Miyamato's head off with a sawed off shotgun.
Then, Naka walks in, "Hey, what's all the fuss ab-"
"Hands in the air now!!"
Naka put his hands in the air.
"Now, give us permission to get all your DC games onto PS2, to join the many other superb games coming out for PS2!!"
"Okay....you can have them all....them all, including PSO and Shenmue!" Naka responded shakily.
"Good, now sign this to confirm it!!"
Naka signed it.
"Right. You are not needed anymore."
The terrorists proccedded to blow his head off as well.
"Our work today is done. Sony will once again rule the gaming world!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
Suddenly Bill Gates walks in.
BOOOOOOOMMM!!! Bill Gates is obliterated into a thousand pieces thanks to the rocket launcher one of the terrorists held.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Darkness_2k and Grix enter the room. Standing back to back, they fold their arms, looking threatening.
Hands up shouted a terrorist!
Don't you know who they are asked another
Why should I?
They are the Nintendo avengers!
Darkness and Grix proceed to kill all the terrorists slowly.
They quiackly rescue the controller plans, and sestroy the signed contract.
Then, the avengers leave the room, to deliver the plans to the real Shigeru Miytamoto
"Sony scum, they underestimate the power of Nintendo"
"I think that's their slogan!?"
"Oh"
"Well, we beat them any day!!"
"Quite, now lets gets these to Shigsy!"
"OK"
Hands up shouted a terrorist!
Don't you know who they are asked another
Why should I?
They are the Nintendo avengers!
Darkness and Grix proceed to kill all the terrorists slowly.
They quiackly rescue the controller plans, and sestroy the signed contract.
Then, the avengers leave the room, to deliver the plans to the real Shigeru Miytamoto
"Sony scum, they underestimate the power of Nintendo"
"I think that's their slogan!?"
"Oh"
"Well, we beat them any day!!"
"Quite, now lets gets these to Shigsy!"
"OK"
Suddenly, the building in which Miyamato and Grix and Darkness were i exploded.
The Sony stealth team, who had planted explosives all over the building laughed and said, "We were never going to fall for that stupid plan!!"
The Sony stealth team, who had planted explosives all over the building laughed and said, "We were never going to fall for that stupid plan!!"
"I’m really please with the product."
You can tell it's been translated from Japanese to English... ;0)
Joke Sniper. Nice little variation on how the futures going to look. Well done.
You can tell it's been translated from Japanese to English... ;0)
Joke Sniper. Nice little variation on how the futures going to look. Well done.
Then they went home and had a game of MGS2, relieved to know that they would not be troubled by annoying Italian plumbers anymore.
One of the 'stealth' team was tapped on the back. He turned round.
SMACK
KO
BANG BANG BANG
The other 3 members lay dead on the floor. Gric and Darkness finished absailing down the building opposite. We knew that huge sign saying THIS IS NINTENDO HQ, SONY STEALTH TEAM, THE WEAKNESSES ARE ON THE 4TH FLOOR, with the flashing arrows would fool them!!!!!
SMACK
KO
BANG BANG BANG
The other 3 members lay dead on the floor. Gric and Darkness finished absailing down the building opposite. We knew that huge sign saying THIS IS NINTENDO HQ, SONY STEALTH TEAM, THE WEAKNESSES ARE ON THE 4TH FLOOR, with the flashing arrows would fool them!!!!!
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