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"What function does Sniper fulfill?"

He will not accept my Unreal Tournament Challenge, posts all manner of responses except
"Yes" or "No".
That simple.

Seems to post minute, one sentence posts aimed at mocking others and rarely offers anything of help, yet feels aggrieved by the fact he has not won Gameaday in yonks.

This isn't trying to start a flame war with anyone, just seriously wondering why he (you) bother to lurk here when you have so little to say apart from snide comments and digs.

We're a happy family here, and I'm just wondering why you persist in being so miserable?

And I recind my offer of Unreal.

You backed out at every opportunity, dodged the issue and avoided a definate answer in the positive or negative.

I claim that your clan is fictional, I doubt you even own Unreal and you dog smells.

The end.

Here is a trick we do at are school, leave the gas tap on for about 3 secs then get a lighter and run it near the tap. the desk has a massive blow flame, and the longest one wins!

My schools record: 78cm (two taps, facing each other)

but then again I do go to the 98 worst school in Britain, and hey who minds the wrestling at the back of the classroom, with tables and chairs and NO fake moves. Last summer it had this fight club!

And please don't talk about Chemistry.

I have probably cost my school a fortune in broken test tubes

TEACHER: HUNTERRRRRRRRR! let it cool down before you wash it out

ME: Ok.....................Crack

Tony wrote:
> If I hear any more about Sniper I will think I'm on the Sniper
> Forum!

The guy comes and goes. You don't have to read his posts
> if you don't want to. You don't have to respond (unless you have
> nothing better to say).

Oh thanks i'm great, i know that.
Anyway Goatboy i was thinking about more people joining.

I am the best at Chemistry and Physics - Honest

I am in Top 10 for both in my year :D

I nearly got thrown out of my school because I turned on the gas and then forgetting to turn it back off. D’oh!

All I recall about chemistry was that the gas taps made a good catapult when used in conjunction with an elastic band.

Well, we were still learning science....

Potassium: Great fun if you throw a lump of it into the school pond, but not fun for the fishies therein.

I flunked chem big time.

Don't talk about Chemistry .....................I hate studying!

Potassium member of the alkali metals in the periodic table needs to be kept in oil so it does not react with the air around it.

;) pass that test no probs

Sniper is the forum's conscience. He was cunningly created by the wily webmaster to keep the rolling post count at a sufficient level to keep advertisers interested.

He's something akin to...

You remember in chemistry at school, when you got a petri dish of water, which was all nice and calm, and then you dropped in a small lump of potassium and then it all went

FISSSSSHHHHHHHOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

That's Sniper.

Sniper = Small lump of potassium.

Q.E.D.