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At my posh rich school we built an £11m science block.

In the coridoors, every so often there are a set of double doors. Now, these are no normal doors, the only ways to open then and close them is to press a switch up on the wall. You can't pull and push.

Now, me and my friend are two of the very few people who know how to do this. So....

At the end of a lesson, we got let out slightly early, so we thought it would be very funny if we locked all the doors for the changing lesson rush. We just stood there laughing and eventually unlocked some....

Hopefully we weren't caught on camera hehe

prft!

not as good as Sonic crackers!
yes Sonic crackers you would have never played and probably wont
But i have and il tell you its good!

Lil Bro wrote:
> Muck up day - A day where all the 5th form

Year 11....

> who are going on block leave have a day of chaos.

Study leave...



Speak in English. None of this fancy old posh school dialect.

ctd....

Some genius had the idea of putting Deputation Day on the same day as 5th for muck up day.

For those of you that don't know:

Muck up day - A day where all the 5th form who are going on block leave have a day of chaos.

Deputation Day - The Governers come to look round the school, official opening of the new building and a posh reception.

Right so yes, this genius got what he deserved.

As the Head Governer went to pull the curtain cords for the plaque, he unveilded a giant penis. Yes, someone had draw on acrylic see through plastic thing a huge penis and stuck it to the plaque. My class was selected to go and watch the unveiling (one out of two) and we all cracked up. The penis was taken down and sure enough a rather red faced Governer carried on with his speech

I guess you had to be there...

We just got a new tree in out play ground, yar yar!!!
(no, seriously we did)

I realy realy hate school

I think we had gas taps in ours.

Whooo

Ah my Science block, top of the range that was.

We never had doors

We have those doors. They're for some fire thing or another. And our school's been on a bit of a spending spree recently as well. 3 new buildings, each costing billions each over the past 5 years, a new undercover area and an astro-turf that's all high-tech and brand new. Apparantly.

It's an army of Niddles.

Heh, yes the the resemblance is uncanny.